10 Tips to Take the Stress Out of Holiday Travel
Crowded airports, long lines, delayed flights, and angry people. Oh sure, you love the holidays, but there is little to celebrate about holiday travel. How do you cope? Here are a few suggestions to take the sting out of your trip home.
1. Show up early! Really really early. Yeah, I know, airports can be a tad dull, but Ill gladly risk boredom over rolling up at the last minute, sprinting through a mob of travelers, only to watch sad-faced as your plane leaves the gate. And running with a carry on? Not cute. So show up early, allow yourself enough time to deal with any snags that may occur and, who knows, you may even encounter a kindly gate agent willing to put you through on an earlier flight.
2. Spend a little money on a day pass for the lounge. Hey, its a holiday, and you deserve it, right? And should there be a delay, or a cancelation, or any other form of unwanted wonkiness, chances are youll get better customer service in the lounge. So, grab an eggnog and a handful of those little quiches that you like so much (hey, load up, theyre free!) and live a little.
3. Get the extra legroom seat! Cmon, Its not that much more, and wont you be happy without your own knees in your face for 5 hours? Yes, you will. Also? Youll actually have enough space to comfortably use a laptop, no matter how far back the guy in front of you slams his seat back. Some airlines, such as JetBlue, even throw in snazzy privileges like priority check-in and boarding. Fancy!
4. Dont check a bag! And dont try cramming everything into some mammoth heavy-as-all-heck carry on either. Send them ahead via FedEx! Its so easy! No sitting in line to check a bag, no waiting on a bag, no lugging around a bag, no fighting for overhead space…none of that! And FedEx has much better tracking, and won't cost as much! Save your cash for that extra legroom seat.
5. Dont fritter away your miles on some dinky seat in economy! Instead, use them to upgrade. 15,000 Miles on United gets you an upgrade from your $300 coach fare to a $1,500 (or more) business or first class seat, which is cuh-learly a better value.
6. Be nice to airline staff, even when you dont want to be. Turning into a human geyser of F-words, rolling your eyes, or getting snippety with the agent will –in most cases- probably only make things worse. Plus, hello, too much ‘tude at the airport nowadays and you could very well be hauled off by the police. And wont that make for a memorable holiday story for years to come! So if you find yourself getting steamed, find your happy place, kill ‘em with kindness! Flash a little smile, ask how theyre holding up during all this crazy holiday hullabaloo, offer a compliment, be nice!
7. Splurge on the noise canceling headphones. When that kid starts crying at top volume in the next row, or the guy from Accounts Payable is barking nonstop into his blackberry, you wont have to suffer through any of it! MAGIC!
8. Ok, so those neck pillows you always see at the airport? You may roll your eyes, they may look ridiculous, but they are pretty comfy. So grab one! Nobody says you have to wear it around the airport. In fact, dont. Hide it in a tote bag if youre too embarrassed to be seen with one. But trust us, when youre stuck in the middle seat, youll be thrilled to have it. And so will your seatmates when youre not flopping around like a bobble head in your sleep. Everybody wins!
9. Load up your iPad, laptop, Kindle, whatever doohickey thingamajig gadget with plenty of good stuff to keep your attention during the flight. Nows a great time to make a dent in whatever series everyone was raving about that you have yet to see. The Wire! Lost! Family Matters! Isn't that Grandma Winslow a crack up? Just, you know, nothing risqu or NC-17. Keep it classy! And if your battery power starts to fade, have a book handy.
10. Youll get cranky on an empty stomach, so remember to eat a little something! And dont rely on the airline to feed you. Pack a few things in your carry on, such as fruit, or a granola bar, and dont forget to stay hydrated. If they do happen to offer food on your flight, avoid the crazy stuff. Eating a sweaty dish of chilaquiles at 30,000 feet may do more harm than good, so maybe just stick to the cheese plate and a ginger ale.
