5 Rejected Animal Planet Super Bowl Show Ideas


Each Super Bowl Sunday, Animal Planet counters burly NFL players with roly-poly, fuzzy-wuzzy doggies for the Puppy Bowl.

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Imagine if Animal Planet expanded its cute animals line-up for the big game. We did just that and came up with five really terrible ideas that the network would most likely reject. Well, maybe another station will consider airing the Cat Lingerie Bowl -- OWN, are you listening?

1. Cat Lingerie Bowl

The objectification of cats made this half-time show option pawsitively terrible.

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Mashable composite. Images courtesy of Flickr: Carterse, Andy Roberts and The Lingerie Addict

2. Fish Bowl

Fish are 84% less cute than puppies (it's science, people), making "Fish Bowl" an angle not worth hooking.

Mashable composite. Image courtesy of iStockphoto, Ljupco

3. Ke$hrimp

The cleaning bill for getting glitter out of water made Ke$hrimp too much of a liability.

4. Parrot Covering "Gangnam Style"

"Gangnam Style" is totally over, Mr. Parrot.

5. Justin Beaver

Justin Beaver's recent birch bark smoking incident made this crooning dam-builder lose his chance at headlining the halftime show.

Image courtesy of Tumblr, omarafuni

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