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People often pour explicit detail about their dining experience into recommendation sites -- whether it's good, bad or vomit-triggering. With the right music and expression, these reviews transform into dramatic monologues.
Watch as SVU actress Therese Plummer makes a rather graphic four-star review of a London restaurant come to life. Pay special attention when she starts talking about the kale.
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Actor Chris Kipiniak uses dramatic tone and score to read a review of a New Jersey diner from a woman dissatisfied with her experience. You'd think the manager had broken Kipiniak's heart.
This story originally published on Mashable here.