'Ask Not For Whom the BlackBerry Rings, It Rings for Thee!'

'Ask Not For Whom the BlackBerry Rings, It Rings for Thee!'

Late last night, Adam Clark Estes drew our attention to this tragedy for the ages: BlackBerry owners regretting their choice of smartphone. Woe is the poor BlackBerry scroller, laments one commenter. Typing through tears, Rhett Chassereau writes: 

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Oh cruel fate, to be thusly blackberry'd - ask not for whom the blackberry rings, it rings for thee!

Donne, Shakespeare, and Futurama. Which of these allusions is not like the other?