Being married to Ryan Reynolds sounds like equal parts heaven and hell

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While most of the population, male and female, has fantasized about being married to Ryan Reynolds, only Blake Lively gets that honor. It's all romance and constant laughs, right?

Well, not really. But he did play Marvin Gaye's "Lets Get it On" while Lively was in the throes of child labor.

"It was like steak knives came out of her eyes," Reynolds tells Seth Meyers during Wednesday's Late Late Show. Thankfully, Reynolds made up for his badly timed joke by becoming a stellar dad who's willing to do dirty work — like change diapers.

"A human being will exit your wife. She's done enough," he said by way of explanation.

Awww, we're so conflicted!

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