Lady Gaga and Her Dog Are Launching a Puppy Line
Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney's dog Asia has quite the personality. Have you checked out her Instagram account? (If you haven't, you should.)
But while Mother Monster's pooch is really good at posing for adorable photos, she's been itching to do more with her life. As a result, Asia is... creating a puppy line. OK, Lady Gaga is the one who's probably doing most of the work, but that didn't stop the pop star from making the announcement on Instagram from the perspective of her canine child.
"I stole Mommy's cellphone and will be posting all day long. I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!" read @MissAsiaKinney's message, which we're guessing she posted with a little help from Gaga.
Gaga then posted the big announcement on behalf of Asia: "I love to eat while I sketch my ideas for the fashionable puppy line I'm starting!"
Clearly, little Asia knows dogs like. "I get hooked up with the finest in puppy products, so I really have a knack for what’s quality. My vision is to find creative & functional ways for pets and their owners to bond!" wrote the pooch. Nothing like a dog with a vision, right?
Asia also likes to travel in style: "In the afternoon, I go for a ride. I have SKIN & FOOD ALLERGIES, so I'm an expert in the most PROTECTIVE, COMFY, & STYLISH FABRICS FOR DOGS. Sometimes even Mommy's jealous of my looks!"
It appears that Asia may also have plans to launch an organic pet food line — perhaps with the help of Gaga's illustrious garden?
"ORGANIC GRAIN-FREE LOCAL FARM INGREDIENTS are the best for our body and brain," wrote Asia. "That’s what I eat! That’s why I'm inspired to also create A Pet Food Line."
But we're thinking Asia's real passion is fashion: "I love reading high fashion magazines and invisioning the clothes & accessories in dog sizes for my Pet Clothing Line."
Gaga closed by posting some precious pics of Asia getting a massage. "Once in a while I even get aroma-therapy massage and it really helps me wind down if I have an itchy day! Mommy and I can recommend all sorts of soothing remedies. I can't wait to share even more of my ideas. Look out for even more about me on littlemonsters.com! I can't speak, but I try my piggy best to show 'Thank you' and 'I love you' with my eyes. Every dog is forever a puppy and should be loved like one."
If receiving tips from Gaga on how to pamper our pets means more snaps of Asia, then sign us up!
