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    East Coast braces for hurricane-strength snark from Southern storm ‘veterans’

    Spike Lee "watches" a Knicks game, Dec. 2010. (AP)

    After withstanding sniping from the West Coast for their reaction to the 5.9-magnitude earthquake earlier this week, East Coast residents are now facing Category 5 ridicule from hurricane "veterans" in Southern states.

    And, as it was during Tuesday's earthquake, Twitter was the place to find excitable East Coasters bracing for a direct hit from Hurricane Irene--and from insufferable hurricane know-it-alls.

    "We get mocked by Chicago for not being able to take snow, California for not being able to handle quakes," DCist.com senior editor Martin Austermuhle wrote. "Is Florida next?"

    Yes, but much of the Sunshine State's unchecked aggression was, like Irene, aimed at New York.

    "Dude, for a city that has weathered so much in the past decade--from 9/11 to blackouts, serial killers to the Knicks--New York is acting wimpier these days than LeBron James atop a diving platform," Michael Miller of the Miami New Times wrote in a blog post. "First, there was that itsy, bitsy earthquake Tuesday, equivalent to chugging a Red Bull and downing one too many Taco Bell seven-layer burritos. Now NYC is s---ting a brick over Hurricane Irene. Relax, hipsters."

    Gawker's Brian Moylan summed up that sentiment:

    "Pussies." -- Everyone in Florida

    Florida, and, it seemed, the rest of the South.

    "Watching New Yorkers discuss hurricane preparation is about as fun as watching old people discuss how to make cellphones work right," Harrison Scott Key, writing teacher at the Savannah College of Art and Design, tweeted.

    "Based on anecdotal reporting," Lizzie O'Leary, Washington D.C.-based correspondent for Bloomberg Television, wrote, "signs point to my mom teaching How To Handle A Hurricane Like a Texan class for all you lucky New Yorkers."

    Seth Fried, a Brooklyn-based writer, offered some mock advice to his neighbors: "If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside."

    But one of those neighbors, filmmaker Spike Lee, joined in the mocking of New York's over-prepared residents.

    "People ... RAIN does not drop until Saturday Night. Hurricane Irene is Sunday," Lee--who directed the acclaimed Hurricane Katrina documentary "When the Levees Broke"--wrote. "Let's do it like they do it in New Orleans. HURRICANE PARTY. YA-DIG."

    Only one small problem in Lee's party plan: Mayor Bloomberg and Gov. Andrew Cuomo ordered a shutdown of all New York City subway trains and buses starting at noon Saturday, forcing Lee to cancel a planned Michael Jackson birthday celebration that had been slated for Brooklyn on Saturday.

     

    45 comments

    • McBrooklyn  •  9 mths ago
      All I know is that those southern "tough guys" are still whining 5-6 years after their last hurricane. You kids clean up THAT mess yet? Us "#$%$quot; are already back to work. PS, your subways working yet? Oh that's right, no subways....so what are you still cleaning up????
      • Melissa H 9 mths ago
        Yes, we did! But, FEMA was not our friend!!! And IKE wiped out Crystal Beach, left only one ,(1) house standing!!! So, shut up!
    • Uldi  •  9 mths ago
      So if we're "veterans", does that mean you're a "journalist" and "writer", maybe even a "commentator"?

      You've been rightly mocked for the tone of near-panic and hysteria your news-casters have taken since the earthquake.

      Instead of getting defensive, take the shots with humor and stop trying to defend it. You over-reacted. It happens when you don't have much experience with something.
    • Independent Bear  •  9 mths ago
      Dylan, why do you elevate the childish intellects who ridicule others? They do not represent the attitudes of most people in the West or South. Recognizing their idiotic comments simply encourages them to continue their infantile behavior.
    • Darlene  •  9 mths ago
      I live on the west coast and we are constantly in the path of natural disasters,firestorms,floods,landslides,and of Course earthquakes and unfortunately Tsunami's ,with all that we are not prone to hurricanes in California fortunately. if Californians were laughing at the east coast about the earthquake it was the over reaction of The Virginia governor that caused us to roll on the floor laughing as he declared Virginia a disaster area over some lost roof tiles ,all the while swearing that the structural safety of Virginia's numerous buildings had been compromised by the little earthquake that hit Richmond. We were not laughing about the potential that Irene had/has to do a ton of damage to the areas affected. We by no means were laughing at New Yorkers or anyone else that is being hit by Irene. the writer is clearly trying to make the rest of nation appear to be uncaring and,sarcastic jerks. way to go.........Dylan what did you do search millions of tweets,facebook posts etc to find the few uncaring creeps and deliberately post those to make the rest of the nation look like obnoxious unfeeling ,uncaring oafs?
    • intexas  •  9 mths ago
      Thank you Dylan for once again trying to drive a wedge between people of the US. You are pathetic....Southern people have empathy for all people that went through this...as we would not wish the pain of injury and property lose on anyone....I question some of the postings that are here...did you put them here to make your story seem real.....this is hog wash, Dylan.
    • Bart  •  9 mths ago
      I would say one of the worst feelings is being on an island with no way out. Went through 3 typhoons on an island , can't say I miss them much.
    • justired  •  9 mths ago
      Well being a true Floridian, I have heard soooo many times how they did everything sooooo much better up north( mostly NY) let them eat it for once and maybe just maybe they can see why we do things a little different down here....................
      • Telephone Tough Guy 9 mths ago
        What do you New Yorkers do soooo much better, exactly?
      • McBrooklyn 9 mths ago
        We clean up our mess without whining to the federal government, how's that?
    • aintnobodysbusiness  •  9 mths ago
      As long as it's good natured ribbing wtf. Boston & NY are at each other all the time Sox/Yankees, Pats/Jets/Giants, Celtics/Knicks (okay that last one's a stretch) but when push comes to shove we're all in it together. So if the folks in the rest of the country want to rib us on the east coast - go ahead! We would and will do the same for you but if there's real trouble just remember we have your back.
    • Dave  •  9 mths ago
      "...forcing [Spike] Lee to cancel a planned Michael Jackson birthday celebration that had been slated for Brooklyn on Saturday."

      Spike Lee? LOL
      Someone should tell him Michael Jackson is (thankfully) dead. Children around the world are safer for it too.
      Who celebrates the birthday of a washed up, dead, drug-abusing pedophile anyway?
      • McBrooklyn 9 mths ago
        Is he still dead? Spike Lee, I mean.....
    • Kunu Chuck  •  9 mths ago
      Yes, Dan--good point! You can sneer all you want at the "girly men" of NY (where "manly girls" fits vis-a-vis HURRICANES, one can only guess (Justme--justasexist)! We East Coast Northerners will be laughing our a**es off when the next blizzard hits the South! Remember last winter anyone????
    • Don M  •  9 mths ago
      tell that to the 9 people already dead.
    • Dan  •  9 mths ago
      I've been through a few hurricanes on the gulf coast, and they weren't that big of a deal. Seawalls and building codes down here account for floods and high winds. It's a lot different in northeastern towns that aren't built for it. The same goes for snow in a southern city with no plows or grit.
      • John 9 mths ago
        i thought u had grits
      • John 9 mths ago
        down there
      • justired 9 mths ago
        No, he;s a condo dweller who thinks that the concrete canyon he lives in will protect him from all the tropical storms he thinks he's seen.
        Funny I live In REAL Florida and have seen major hurricanes and what they can do, building codes or not they can still rip a place to pieces.
        Experience huh? try it from my experience and you won't be so easy going on the forces of nature and what they are all about..............
    • Justme  •  9 mths ago
      New York - home of girly men and manly girls!
      • Attorney Juan Reyna 9 mths ago
        LOL. There are some great women though...
      • Attorney Juan Reyna 9 mths ago
        flores law firm
      • Don M 9 mths ago
        texas, home of religious extremism, racism and a 50 IQ. no one from texas should ever insult any other state. you live in the most backwards f'ed up state in the country. just secede already you bunch of inbred idiots.
    • BryanT  •  9 mths ago
      Lets see 3 foot of snow drop on L.A. or Miami, then we'll talk about who can handle what.
    • No  •  9 mths ago
      As a southern hurricane veteran I have great sympathy for those who are seeing 75 mph winds for the first time. They are missing out on great sleeping weather because they are being told by the media there is great danger.
    • Sheryl  •  9 mths ago
      Hurricanes are terrifying. Irene is much more than just a rainstorm, so be careful up there. At least you don't have to contend with venomous snakes and alligators like we do here in Florida. There is nothing funny about Mother Nature's fury, and she is really #$%$ off. The only ones enjoying this storm are the surfers. They were flying here today. GOOD LUCK!
    • Captain Spaulding  •  9 mths ago
      I got a kick out of Gov. Christi thanking President Obama for sending federal money to N.J.
      Like all Repugnants,a hypocrite
    • A Yahoo! user  •  9 mths ago
      Really? Was it necessary to include the "p" word on a Yahoo article? Tasteless...
    • El Magnifico  •  9 mths ago
      So is this the first hurricane to hit the east coast????
    • El Magnifico  •  9 mths ago
      The state will declare a disaster,then Obama will jump on the "aid" bandwagon and well end up pumping millions into the releif!!!! Just what we need to spend on!!!!
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