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    Caffeinated beef jerky tested for military MREs

    Soldier eating a Meal, Ready to Eat. (U.S. Army, Natick, Mass.)Ten years of warfare have brought about notable improvements in at least one oft-maligned feature of modern military life: Meals, Ready to Eat, known as MREs--which troops in the field have graced with such alternate titles as "Meals Refused by the Enemy," among others.

    But while "complaining about the MRE has been a sport within the ranks for years," the Washington Post's Christian Davenport wrote Saturday, "in its latest permutations ... the MRE has gone gourmet"--or at least, Davenport concedes, as gourmet as possible for food required to have "a shelf life of three years at 80 degrees" and to be able to "withstand an airdrop from thousands of feet."

    At an Army lab outside of Boston, Mass., Davenport reports, specialists in military cuisine are seeking to improve the taste and range of MRE offerings, while also heightening the nutritional and energy profiles of the deploy-able military menu. The plan is to infuse items with caffeine, anti-inflammatory agents, vitamin and energy supplements to give troops added strength and metabolic firepower, Davenport writes.

    "An Army lab here is testing a beef jerky stick that . . . contains an equivalent of a cup of coffee's worth of caffeine to give even the sleepiest soldier that up-and-at-'em boost," Davenport reported.

    Lab techs "are lacing food with supplements such as omega 3s and curcumin,"--an anti-oxidant, he continued. The recipe for "amped-up applesauce, called 'Zapplesauce,'" includes maltodextrin--a form of complex carbohydrate supplement.

    "There is a lot of science that goes into this," David Accetta, a spokesman for the Natick, Mass.-based Army lab which taste-tests the battle-ready meal improvements, told Davenport. "And that's what a lot of people don't realize. It's not just a bunch of cooks in the kitchen making up recipes."

    But science and energy supplements alone won't keep up war fighters' morale, as generals have known going back to Napoleon.

    "If applesauce doesn't look like applesauce, a war fighter is not going to eat it," Jeremy Whitsitt, with the Defense Department's feeding directorate, told Davenport. "Nothing takes out a battalion of soldiers quicker than bad food."

    To that end, the Army's Natick, Mass.-based Soldier Research, Development & Engineering Center MRE testers have "started asking soldiers for feedback" using questionnaires, while also reviewing mess hall dumpsters to learn which items have yet to pass the all-important soldier taste tests.The efforts to improve on the MRE have led to a doubling of MRE menu options to about two dozen, including chicken pesto and rice, "ratatouille, garlic mashed potatoes, and salsa verde."

    However, there's still one much-requested dish the MRE technologists have to date not yet succeeded in adapting for the rigors of the battlefield: pizza.

    "The bread, the cheese, the sauce are a nightmare," Davenport wrote. After a few days, the sauce "makes even the most robust crust soggy. And its high water content breeds bacteria."

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    • KB  •  Pueblo, United States  •  6 mths ago
      Meals Refusing to Exit
    • james  •  6 mths ago
      i didnt think the MRE's were that bad, except that black bean burrito. terrible, terrible burrito.

      ugh, that burrito hits your stomach like a brick, and forget trying to poop out that monster. it hurts when your in the field trying to pass that thing. and the gas, dear god it would clear out a 113 APC in a heartbeat.

      terrible burrito.
      • Theresa P 6 mths ago
        I remember the burrito it was pretty nasty I think it's since been removed and replaced by chili or sloppy joes
      • Adrian J 6 mths ago
        by far the funniest comment......
      • Bob 6 mths ago
        The Ham and Chicken Loaf couldn't even be traded off for something else.
    • The_Prophet  •  6 mths ago
      Please for the love of god get rid of that veggie omelet!!!! If I have to eat that thing one more time I am going to go private pile. Also the "wheat snack bread" is, in my opinion, the real life version of lembas bread. If Gholam in Lord of the Rings wouldn't eat it I don't want to either.
      • Soldier 6 mths ago
        LMAO!!!!!!!!
      • Andrew 6 mths ago
        BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      • Thrie The Tiger 6 mths ago
        +1 on Lord of the Rings reference! But I agree with your attitude towards veggie omelet. It's like something out of hell... No. Something out of hell that got eaten by a vile fiendish creature and through some horrible plot, the creature dies from eating it so the two items rost together in the heats of hell for a decade before it finally made its way to the surface as a sludge-like grime where MRE-cooks found the substance and decided to throw it into the recipe.
    • willy  •  Kalamazoo, United States  •  6 mths ago
      Should't our top government officals Congress/Senate eat this for about a month every day before approved for the troops??
      • Samuel R 6 mths ago
        Congress should be served the MRE rejects until they pass a balanced budget
      • Seth W 6 mths ago
        MRE's are high energy meals.....Congress would actually have to do something to actually work those calories off....
      • Sabs 6 mths ago
        I agree with Sam. MRE Omelets for congress 2012, hoooooooooah!
    • Kevin  •  Vancouver, United States  •  6 mths ago
      My friend is a Marine and told me MRE meals serve two main purposes, pack a ton of calories(mostly through carbs) into a soldier to give him energy, and constipate him so he doesnt have to strip off gear and crap as often. Is that second part true?
      • Matthew G 6 mths ago
        Probably not intended. But low fiber food will certainly do that as a side effect.
      • Matthew G 6 mths ago
        Plus, having a small bowel obstruction in the field would be very, very bad.
      • William 6 mths ago
        It is very true. I am in the Army and that stuff shuts me down for a few days. Then when its time, its fast to the point and like a brick.
    • ER  •  6 mths ago
      #$%$ is the Vegetarian Omelet still around? Seriously? The only ediable thing out that package is the hash browns.
    • hogboy  •  El Centro, United States  •  6 mths ago
      What MRE's really need is a beer! The French and British meals have wine in them.
    • Ken  •  Washington, United States  •  6 mths ago
      I didn't like all the MRE's I had, but most weren't that bad. Do enough physical activity and he really don't care what your eating at the end of the day. I rarely spent the time to heat the food up. I just ate it cold because I didn't have patients to wait.
    • Warmachine  •  6 mths ago
      Probably putting more than a little caffeine in that beef jerky.
    • Left is Wrong  •  6 mths ago
      "C-Rat's" we ate were 20 years old when we got them and tasted as bad as they did when they were new!
      The crackers could be used for jeep tires!
    • hate it or love it !  •  6 mths ago
      they have gone GOURMET .........hahahaha holly crap this is hilarious , anyone who has ever tasted those things knows there will never be anything gourmet about them !!!
    • Leo Batfish  •  Elmhurst, United States  •  6 mths ago
      They should be serving them steak for what they do.....
    • Spanka  •  6 mths ago
      Didn't they used to give 'em Dexedrine back in the good ol' days? That's amphetamines, for all you kids out there...
    • Tom  •  Everett, United States  •  6 mths ago
      Dehydrated pork patty...just add water. You old guys know what Im talkin about
    • Watson  •  6 mths ago
      Good Lord... We make it work, and talk about the best MRE chefs and favorite recipes. This article is meant for civilians who will NEVER have to eat this food for a few months straight.
      BTW Navy food is the best. Love going to the Navy hospitals for a hot meal.
    • Fozzy  •  Dayton, United States  •  6 mths ago
      If our troops had ever tasted c-rats, todays MREs would seem like a 5-star meal. There have been some serious improvements to the meals fed to our troops over the last 30 years. Now if our government would just pay our troops what they are truly worth. . .
    • Cà Chớn Không  •  6 mths ago
      Now the GIs are fighting 2 wars: the ennemies on the front lines and cancer if they survive on the battlefields. Tough lifestyles.
    • Peter  •  Los Angeles, United States  •  6 mths ago
      Why not just put a couple of caffeine pills in the MREs?
    • charlesw  •  Charlotte, United States  •  6 mths ago
      This sounds great. I lived off coffee and Redman during my deployments, a little protein with my caffine would have been great. I think the Military will love it!
    • That Guy  •  6 mths ago
      Huh. During the Station Fire in Southern California, I remember hearing something about the fire chief discouraging energy drinks because the caffeine could cause more rapid dehydration. Did I miss something?

      Not that I'm against caffeine or anything! Far from it! And why are you all twitching so much?
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