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    JFK assassination “Umbrella Man” mystery explained

    Louis Steven Witt, right, a Dallas life insurance salesman appears before the House Assassinations …

    As many of you are already well aware, November 22 marks the 48th anniversary of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. And if there's one thing that goes hand-in-hand with JFK stories, it's conspiracy theories.

    Academy Award-winning filmmaker Errol Morris has put together a six-minute film for The New York Times that explains the mysterious truth behind the so-called "Umbrella Man," who stood under a black umbrella at the very spot where the first shots were fired that killed the former president. His presence is especially unusual because November 22, 1963 was a sunny and warm day in downtown Dallas.

    A number of detailed conspiracy theories have surrounded the Umbrella Man, including one that postulates that the umbrella he was wielding actually contained a hidden gun that was used to fire the first shots at Kennedy. (If that sounds too outlandish, just recall that an umbrella also played a prominent role in an attempt on Pope John Paul II's life.)

    In his short film, Morris interviews Josiah "Tink" Thompson, author of the renowned book Six Seconds in Dallas, considered to this day to be the most authoritative chronicle of JFK's assassination. Thompson was the first man to discover the image of the Umbrella Man while reviewing footage in the Zapruder film footage.

    As Morris and Thompson both attest, the image of the Umbrella Man is "sinister." But there's an unexpected layer to the story. As it turns out, the Umbrella Man actually testified before the House Select Committee on Assassinations in the late 1970's and his true identity has been a matter of public record for decades. Without giving away the full saga of Umbrella Man, suffice it to say that it's like much of the stories that continue to spin out of that fateful day in Dallas: at once too strange, and too mundane, to seem entirely believable.

    (Via Badass Digest)

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    • Elizabeth  •  Melbourne, Australia  •  1 mth 9 days ago
      The "actual" identity of the umbrella man has NOT been known for decades, that could have been ANY man who testified, ANY umbrella shown in court. CIA are above government they are above police get wise to it people
    • charlie  •  New York, United States  •  6 mths ago
      Sooooo..... You tease with the scoop on the Umbrella-Man only to tie it all up with, "well, we're not going to actually give it away..."
      What was the point of this article?
      • JAMES 6 mths ago
        They just needed to fill space with something other than an ad. The world needs a web access company that has professionals working for it. Yahoo isn't the one.
      • Jeff 6 mths ago
        I am seriously considering getting a new homepage. Yahoo does this stuff all the time. Who writes these articles?

        Considering the ecomony, the political debates, the poor grades the US citizens are giving the President/Congress and the issues surrounding Governement and their LEGAL insider trading, we can't write something more meaningful?
      • Romeo 6 mths ago
        I can write better articles than this.
    • John  •  Ramsey, United States  •  6 mths ago
      Is this a "news" story? Where is the news? Where is the story?
      • Harold G 6 mths ago
        Gerald Posner Case Closed worked for me
      • AndrewW 6 mths ago
        You've been yahooed!
      • deadsnoopy 23 hrs ago
        The umbrella man also testified he had no idea who the guy sitting next to him was on the curb (one foot apart) after the shooting. Both seemingly the only JFK haters in the crowd (or signaling squad) that day and both oddly calm afterwards. Yeah right you didn't know each other.
    • D Terrent  •  6 mths ago
      Ok, so where is the explanation of the umbrella dude? This is like false advertising.
      • freddy 45 6 mths ago
        At least in newspapers, they use "filler" items to cover extra space that are at least funny oir meaningful in some way, but not Yahoo !
      • Maggie MacGuillycutty 6 mths ago
        Petty Officer! You need to read between the lines and get more PQS signed off. Also, the OOD called and said something about you're late for the balls to four watch! Get your blues ready and stand by to stand by!
      • AndrewW 6 mths ago
        This was better than not showing a picture of the devil in the clouds for the Assisi Fresco.
    • Joe  •  Providence, United States  •  6 mths ago
      this is not news. its a commercial teaser.
    • Mcubby  •  6 mths ago
      Well this sucks. They explained nothing in the article. Way to go!
    • JillB  •  Orlando, United States  •  6 mths ago
      This "article" is like a 9 year old wrote it. No offense to 9 year olds.
    • E  •  6 mths ago
      So Eric Pfeiffer, thanks for STEALING three minutes of my life with your WORTHLESS article, which I recall was entitled "....Mystery EXPLAINED" Only it WAS NOT EXPLAINED in your blurb, because you didn't wish "giving away the full saga of Umbrella Man", and it was NOT sufficient to say it was "too strange and yet too mundane to be entirely believable". Let's just say that it was not too strange or at all unbelievable to say that YOU SUCK MONKEYS IN HEAT.
      • gary 6 mths ago
        E--- Don't worry about the three minutes wasted. You'll be here longer than that, just like me. ha
      • Big R 6 mths ago
        If it took you 3 minutes to read that article, you must have spent hours writing that reply
    • Jack  •  Granada Hills, United States  •  6 mths ago
      Dang...I've been Yahooed again!
    • Thermalicefish  •  6 mths ago
      Worthless article, more like a ad leading up to something and not quite getting there.
    • just sayin'  •  6 mths ago
      Is this what passes for "journalism" these days?
    • chuckls  •  Charlotte, United States  •  6 mths ago
      who edits or approves this #$%$ writing? A big tease and then no content, not even a name we could look up in a search in a reputable search engine- this is the worst !
      • Carlos 6 mths ago
        I'm no detective but if you look close you will find the name "Louis Steven Witt" It's there, I promise.
    • Peter B  •  6 mths ago
      This article was pointless
    • Pepe Barna  •  Buffalo, United States  •  6 mths ago
      Just another sensationalized Yahoo story that entices readers with the headline and then fails to reach a satisfactory conclusion. I have coined this recurring Yahoo practice as: :Newstorius Interuptus."
    • sg  •  6 mths ago
      Eric Pfeiffer deserves a good whack on the backside with an umbrella for writing this article.
    • gottaholler  •  Graceville, United States  •  6 mths ago
      Eric Pfeiffer is not a journalist. I repeat, Eric Pfeiffer is not a journalist.
    • mattbdiehl  •  6 mths ago
      The mystery continues...
      What a pointless article!
    • in the box  •  6 mths ago
      Does this article make any point at all?
    • knight9000  •  Clichy, France  •  6 mths ago
      Umbrella man finally explained....just not by us. What a waiste of an Article :(
    • E  •  6 mths ago
      I'll give it away, since it's so stupid. Umbrella Man is supposedly Louie Witt, who went to Dealey Plaza to heckle Kennedy. Kennedy's father Joe (the bootlegger who made the family fortune) was a Nazi sympathizer, and Witt said he was pretending to be Neville Chamberlain, the wimp British Prime Minister who appeased Hitler for a few years as Hitler's forces grew stronger (sound familiar to today?). Apparently the umbrella was the symbol of Chamberlain, who always carried one, and his appeasement. Witt came forward in 1978 and said he never came forward before because he didn't know there was controversy about him. There IS some suspicion about a "dark-skinned man" standing next to Witt, whose arm jerks up right at the assassination moment, and has a bulge in his pocket.
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