For the Spoiled Housekeeper: A $1,000,000 golden vacuum

When you've got a lot of money — and we mean a lot — your first instinct may be to flaunt it with an ultra-expensive Corvette-turned-speedboat or by buying Celine Dion's French Canadian castle. But for the truly ostentatious, we offer this for your consideration: A $1,000,000 gold-plated vacuum cleaner.

The GoVacuum GV6272011, currently on sale for $999,999 (seriously, that's the discount price — it's been marked down by $1), is almost certainly the most expensive piece of house-cleaning tech that a billionaire who's really bad with their money can buy. It's a lightweight, commercial-grade vacuum, ideal for cleaning up the mess following those times your butler's butler accidentally knocks over your bowl of diamonds. And yes, this vacuum is 24-karat-gold-plated, presumably just because it can be.

Who, exactly, would be in the market for a million-dollar vacuum? Perhaps the unusually well-paid maid of a billionaire? A Facebook founder turned carpet-cleaning hobbyist ready to take his game to the next level? Someone easily swayed by the swag offered by the vacuum rap in the video above? We're not sure exactly. But we dare not suggest you need to act quick on this million-dollar offer: This thing will likely be sitting on the sales floor for quite some time.

[via Born Rich]

This article was written by Fox Van Allen and originally appeared on Tecca

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