1. Call me "Cornbread."
If elected president, Herman Cain wants his Secret Service codename to be "Cornbread."
2. Cat's game
Before he dropped out of the race, former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty asked Cain to play tic-tac-toe with him on stage during commercial breaks at the presidential debates.
3. No celebs at parties
A newly minted President Cain will not invite "A-List celebrities" to his inaugural balls, but "normal Americans who work each day to restore our nation to greatness."
4. Free love in the Lincoln bedroom
"Unlike the practice of certain previous administrations, there will be no 'paying' guests staying in the Lincoln Bedroom," Cain writes.
5. You get a Constitution! You get a Constitution! You get a Constitution!
Everyone in the Cain administration will receive a copy of the U.S. Constitution and will be required to have it handy at all times.
- Herman Cain