WATCH: Hilarious parody video of Taylor Swift introducing imaginary BFFs

From Lorde to Lena Dunham, to the U.S. women’s soccer team, to Julia Roberts and Joan Baez — Taylor Swift seems to be on a ruthless mission to bring every famous woman onstage with her during her “1989” tour.

After attending Swift’s concert in Santa Clara, Calif., where Roberts and Baez both made an appearance, writer Lara Marie Schoenhals decided to make her own predictions about who would appear at TSwift’s next concert.

In a hilarious video titled “Please Welcome to the Stage,” Schoenhals pretends she is Swift introducing her next impressive surprise guests.

According to Schoenhals, future guests could be the hologram of Maya Angelou, Gigi Hadid and the Blair Witch, not to mention the first woman ever, EVE! — among others.

We can’t wait to see if Swift introduces Eve at her next concert.