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    ‘Gulf of America’ legislation proposed as a pointed joke

    In a bill introduced in the Mississippi House of Representatives, Rep. Steve Holland (D-Plantersville) has proposed that the Gulf of Mexico be renamed the Gulf of America.

    But this isn't some extreme act of patriotism: Holland isn't serious.

    In fact, House Bill 150 is a kind of protest. Holland wants to use the proposal to mock lawmakers who support anti-immigrant legislation.

    The bill reads as follows: "For all official purposes within the State of Mississippi, the body of water that is located directly south of Hancock, Harrison and Jackson Counties shall be known as the 'Gulf of America.'" The proposed date for the act to take effect is July 1, 2012.

    Holland's joke has clearly gone over some heads. An outraged Bob Quasius, president of the Cafe Con Leche Republicans, a group dedicated to bringing in more immigrants to the GOP, penned an open letter to Holland:

    Apparently you don't take your responsibilities seriously. Surely the State of Mississippi has more pressing matters to attend to than this. Did you stop to think of the expense of rewriting textbooks or changing maps? ... If this bill passes the legislature and is signed into law, perhaps it is time to rename the Mississippi River. After all, sharing a name with a state that wants to rewrite maps out of disdain for Mexicans would be a disgrace to the rest of the nation.

    Holland spoke with Daniel Cherry of Mississippi Public Broadcasting about his proposal to clear up any misunderstandings about his intentions. Holland said that his Republican colleagues are trying to get rid of all things Mexican; he is just trying to "embrace" the movement, he joked.

    NPR points out that Holland isn't the first person to come up with the idea to satirically change the name of the Gulf. After the BP oil spill in 2010, Stephen Colbert remarked, "I don't think we can call it the Gulf of Mexico anymore. We broke it, we bought it."

     

    69 comments

    • Kimberly A.A  •  3 mths ago
      LMAO What a great joke. This is too funny except for one thing, the fact that some people actually took it seriously and got all fired up about it. What a wonderful country.
      • alanh79 3 mths ago
        LOL. Totally. But we Americans do have the right to not understand humor. It helps tighten the competition amongst comedians. Stand-up [comedy] for your rights!
    • Tom  •  Wichita, Kansas  •  3 mths ago
      Personally, I think "The American Gulf" or "The Gulf of America" is a more descriptive name than "The Gulf of Mexico". Note that "America" is not synonymous with "United States". Mexico and the United States are just two of the countries that are part of the American continents which border the Gulf. The United State has no more claim to the title "American" than any of those countries.
      • Kimberly A.A 3 mths ago
        Good point.
      • TuffTee 3 mths ago
        I got a friend in Rio who swears he,s an American,
    • MitchP  •  3 mths ago
      Better to rename the Persian Gulf ;)
    • white trash beautiful  •  3 mths ago
      All illegal immigrants in the USA should have to pay a higher tax to stay here. And they should have to send it to my PayPal account or else be deported.
      • FM 3 mths ago
        On a serious note, I do think it would be a good idea to skip the I-9's, etc. and set a fairly high tax withholding rate (50%) at all employers that can't be lowered back to normal or claim a tax refund until you complete the paperwork verifying your legal. Make it legal to hire anyone regardless of citizenship which would save some enforcement dollars. If you want to come over here illegally and work you are welcome to, you're just paying for the privelage.
    • Petercha  •  3 mths ago
      To LEGAL immigrants, I say, "Welcome to America".
      To ILLEGAL immigrants, I say, "Go back where you came from, and if you want to come back, do so LEGALLY."
      • JC 3 mths ago
        If you're white, then your ancestors were the original invaders of this country. The native Americans (or "indians" as you may have been taught incorrectly to call them) were here well before whites. Whites invaded the land, killed/raped/enslaved the inhabitants, brought another race here against their will to beat/kill/enslave, and then want to talk crap about other races coming in "illegally" to work to support their families! It's the biggest hypocrisy I've heard of since the US condemning Hitler for doing to the Jews what whites in America did to the native Americans...
    • Creola  •  Cut Off, Louisiana  •  3 mths ago
      This is about asbad as when my ex-boyfriend used to rant about canging the name of Lake ponchrtrain near New Orleans because it now has outlets to the Gulf. I usedto tell him to shove his head up his butt. He was from Long Island so he knew e
      verything about anything.
    • Jes  •  Dallas, Texas  •  3 mths ago
      It took all of probably 2 minutes to write that bill and maybe another 28 minutes to introduce it. And it got your/my #$%$ to read this post and maybe respond to it, so you know what? It did its job. Message received, time well spent.
    • JF GeSchmidtt  •  Pleasanton, California  •  3 mths ago
      How about The Gulf of Vespucci. Or we can rename the continent Vespucciland. God bless Vespucciland, land that I love...
      • teda 3 mths ago
        Good idea, it would confuse our enemies, who apparently are not very bright.
    • Kimberly A.A  •  3 mths ago
      Salami, bologna, pepperoni! Who is this Brenda M and what is she smoking?
    • Jackson  •  Gallatin Gateway, Montana  •  3 mths ago
      Some people are too stupid to understand satire.
    • Michael  •  3 mths ago
      Yep, our congress is a joke. Not a funny joke, mind you. More of a sad joke.
    • G  •  3 mths ago
      Good idea, and rename the Gulf of California the Gulf of Mexico, since it is entirely in Mexico.
    • Unknown  •  3 mths ago
      Eh...this joke is only "offensive" to people who are too high-strung. It wasn't offensive...just a bit lame. Who cares what the Gulf of Mexico is called? We've got other matters to attend to. Humor's great while working - makes for a better atmosphere - as long as you're working while joking. Hope everyone had a good day!
    • Steve  •  Bend, Oregon  •  3 mths ago
      you know, all that teritory from the delta to the northen california mountains was settled by the Spanish long before we were even a country. And, yes, florida also. This country has been founded on imigrants! So as long as they become citizens let it alone!! If they don't, then send them home. this applies to all nationalities.
    • Chairface Chippendale  •  3 mths ago
      Pull the stick out of your butts, gentlemen- it was just a bit of levity. Jeez Louise!
    • David  •  Houma, Louisiana  •  3 mths ago
      As Stephen Colbert said "We broke it, we bought it" ssoooo...........
      Gulf of the Americas has a nice ring to it
    • phillythekid  •  Dexter, New Mexico  •  3 mths ago
      ..man..all you people missed it...it was a JOKE..!
    • 1Source  •  3 mths ago
      The republicans more pressing matters are abortion, blocking jobs bills, defunding planned parenthood, more abortion bills, cutting regulations, allowing more pollution, reversing the healthcare bill but doing nothing to replace it and more abortion bills....they are the joke!
    • James  •  3 mths ago
      Jeez, you people who are complaining seriously need to work on your reading comprehension. The bill is a joke, satire, not serious. What's the cost to taxpayers? Probably not very much. His own (and any staff if involved) time, and a few pieces of paper.
    • Qualia  •  3 mths ago
      Wow, do all conservatives have a pole up their butts?
      No sense of humor, I guess their biggest thrill is being upset just for the sake of it. If this country had a dollar for each time a Conservative Politician took offense we wouldn’t be in debt.
      Again, more proof the Republicans are out of touch with the average person.

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