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    Own your own town for $800k

    Had it with life in the big city? The traffic, crowds, and high rent got you down? Then may we suggest you consider investing in the town of Scenic, South Dakota? And by "invest" we mean "buy the whole darn town for $800,000."

    That's right. The small town, which admittedly has seen better days, can be yours for just a bit more than an average home in San Francisco. So, what exactly do you get for your $800k? Quite a lot, actually. You'll get a dance hall, a saloon, two jails, a train depot, two stores, and some more empty buildings.

    According to ABC News, the town is for sale because the current owner, Twila Merrill, has been diagnosed with cancer. Merrill's daughter, Lee Ann Keester, remarked, "I have to take care of my mom. Family always comes first... But it's just time, everything comes with time... [My mom] would love to do it until she's 100, but her health won't permit her."

    True, the town won't be mistaken for New York or even Green Acres. However, based on the pictures, it does have a certain Old West charm. One can almost picture John Wayne ambling down the street. It does look like a ghost town--and with fewer than 10 residents, it's mighty close to becoming one.

    This isn't the first time an entire town has gone up for sale. Some may remember actress Kim Basinger's ill-fated purchase of Braselton, Georgia for $20 million. Basinger planned to turn the town into a tourist draw, complete with film festival. But things didn't quite work out as she planned. She was later forced to sell the town at a huge loss due to financial problems of her own.

    And Basinger isn't alone. As an article from MSN points out, many have purchased towns only to see that the dream of "owning their own zip code" turn into a nightmare. It's one thing to be a landlord and have to fix a renter's leaky faucet. It's another to be responsible for an entire town of faucets (and toilets, and electricity, and crime prevention, and, and, and...)

     

    2,149 comments

    • jack wommack  •  7 mths ago
      hell if I could aford it I would buy it and have all my good buds live there too' using the barter system, let them have apieace of it but they'd have to show some type of emprovement on it in the first 2 years or give it back to me and start paying rent.
    • James  •  7 mths ago
      That's nothing. We've had an entire government up for sale, for decades.
    • Holly  •  7 mths ago
      If only I wasn't broke and unemployed..
    • beau10  •  7 mths ago
      What does "two jails" in town say about TEN residents???????
    • QUAKE!  •  7 mths ago
      I'M the sheriff in this here town! The mayor, the judge, the jury, and the executioner! I'm also the plumber, if you need me, just look in the phone book. It's only a page long.
    • Cash  •  7 mths ago
      I wish I could afford it. I'd buy it and live there and just pretend all day. One day I'd be sherrif. Next I'd be the clerk. Next day I'd be the bartender. And I'd have all these pretend citizens. SO FUN! I'm poor though.
    • Masenko!  •  7 mths ago
      $800k for all the LARP'ing and renaissance faires I can handle?
      ...complete with 10 new players??
      I'm gonna make some calls...
    • DoYouLikeBrunch  •  6 mths ago
      Can I buy the town and secede from our corrupt government? It would be called “Good Ol’ USA”. There would be no political parties, just common f#$#ing sense.
    • Randall Flag  •  7 mths ago
      10 residents, 2 jails. Friday nights must be something around there!
    • Et tu Brute  •  7 mths ago
      After August 2nd, you can buy Washington D.C. for 79 cents.
    • Sox Fan  •  7 mths ago
      Hollywood should snatch it up and use it as a real set. Pay the people in the town to be props and call it a day. A heck of a deal I would do it if I had the money.
    • yes no  •  7 mths ago
      if i bough it i'd seceed from the union and declare war on the US.....they could bomb a little and then rebuild it all for me..and send me billions in aid....sounds like a plan...anyone want start up a collection?
    • Bucky  •  7 mths ago
      Say I have the money to buy this town.. What do you "The readers" think I could gain out of it.
    • Matt Damman  •  7 mths ago
      2 dance halls, where is the doctors office?
    • jes  •  7 mths ago
      if 800 of us put in a grand each we can build a utopia!!!
    • MikeSpeaks  •  7 mths ago
      I will wait for Detroit. I can get it for less.
    • Glenn  •  7 mths ago
      Do you accept IOU's?
    • SPARKY  •  6 mths ago
      IF IHAD THE MONEY TO BUY IT I WOULD TURN THE WHOLE TOWN INTO A HOMELESS SHELTER , AND LET THEM HAVE A TOWN OF THEIR OWN
    • dave  •  6 mths ago
      no crackheads no junkies ,no cops, nice weather,no exwife,,,,,,,priceless
    • Ben  •  7 mths ago
      What say we all chip in a few bucks, take the whatever town office u feel like, and lets run a f'n town. I call sheriff

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