This Chinese Cargo Loader Does Not Care About Your Fragile Things

This Chinese Cargo Loader Does Not Care About Your Fragile Things

We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

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"Oh man, let's take care of this package. Someone might have gotten something very expensive," said this cargo loader at Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport never in his life.

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Meanwhile, in a different corner of the Internet, we have this amazing hero:

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When we achieve our dreams and open The Atlantic Wire Tiki Bar, we will employ monkey bartenders... this is an exclusive first look:

And finally, our buddies across the loft here at Quartz have started their summer ritual of onion-dicing and bringing in their long-haired cats. And it just so happened that all that ruckus coincided with us watching this Google+ video — and it's totally because of those onions and cats that we're a little teary-eyed and not this ad: