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    Damn You Autocorrect Founder Picks 13 Funniest Texts Ever

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    Intended word: "Googled," not "fondled."

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    In December, millions of readers laughed along with Damn You Autocorrect's funniest entries of the year, based on Facebook shares, tweets, comments and page views. Get ready to laugh again.

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    Jillian Madison -- who founded the popular blog after she once texted a guy friend to see if he wanted to come over for “fellatio" and she meant “gelato" -- has now posted her favorite all-time picks. Not surprisingly, her picks are hilarious.

    SEE ALSO: Damn You Auto Correct Reveals 9 Funniest Texts of the Year | Real or Fake? The Texts Behind Damn You Auto Correct

    Here’s another dose of cringe and blush-worthy texts. Sit back, enjoy and be thankful that these texts aren't yours.

    Warning: Some of the content is not safe for work.

    This story originally published on Mashable here.

     

    44 comments

    • dr know  •  3 mths ago
      poor guy hurried over just for some gelato : (
      • carmen 3 mths ago
        it was probably better than her fellatio, anyway.
      • dr know 3 mths ago
        some fellatio is better than no fellatio
      • Charles 3 mths ago
        Hey, if she offered she should deliver, whether it was an autocorrect mistake or not! Who knows, she might find out she likes it, or is that only true in pornos?
    • Dom  •  3 mths ago
      My actual name is Dom, but autocorrect changes it to "Dim." That has caused me a few problems...
      • accountant retired 3 mths ago
        auto correct refuses to let me type and keep ta which is short for thank you in some British circles and homes. Good luck
      • Tee 3 mths ago
        Dom - That's funny. But hey, it could've been worse... it could've spelled DUMB instead.
    • Angry Blackdude  •  Detroit, Michigan  •  3 mths ago
      autocorrect is a pain in the nuts..#$%$ you Mac OSX Lion!
    • H.M.  •  3 mths ago
      I bet her guy friend came quick, and I mean that in every possible sense of the phrase.
    • D  •  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania  •  3 mths ago
      Another ridiculous pack of hyperlinks posing as a story.
    • over here in this line  •  Chalfont, Pennsylvania  •  3 mths ago
      Another #$%$ Why post a story and you have to click all over to finish theconcept of the whole story?
    • Sara  •  3 mths ago
      Does anyone care that your messages and tweets are out there for everyone in the world to see, and can pulled out of thin air and posted all over the web without your consent?
      • DanZam 3 mths ago
        Consent was not necessary. Once someone is foolish enough to put it out there it is considered public domain. Don't want it out there don't post it.
      • Alan 3 mths ago
        Uhh, No?
      • Benjamin 3 mths ago
        You realize that these are submitted by users. So you sent the text to "Joe" and "Joe" posted it online as it was funny. Well, I would talk to "Joe" about it. They probably aren't accessing your text messaging history, that would take a court order or it was in the fine print of your contract and in which case its buyer beware.
    • FreeW  •  Atlanta, Georgia  •  3 mths ago
      How long did it take the guy to show up for 'gelato'?
      • DeerHunter46 3 mths ago
        about 10 times longer than it would have for fellatio
    • Hayley McKenzie  •  3 mths ago
      Duck you!... there it goes again!
    • Tee  •  3 mths ago
      Hahaha, boy if that ain't BAIT & SWITCH. So the dude rushes over to the chics house expecting "HAPPY ENDING" only to be given ICE CREAM for his efforts. Talk about a LET DOWN. Dang...
    • JOEL  •  3 mths ago
      So, where are the quotes?
    • oilfieldworker  •  3 mths ago
      As far as Jillian Madison's text, I don't think you could mix up those two words without intent. LMAO.
    • LibertyBelle  •  3 mths ago
      Can't say I've ever had an embarrassing auto correct experience... now typos, thay can be embarrassing, lol.
    • Robert  •  3 mths ago
      :)
    • Michael Jackson  •  3 mths ago
      what a #$%$ article
    • zzzzlordcharmyzzzz  •  Sunnyvale, California  •  3 mths ago
      I thought the title said 13 funniest; anyone see more than 1 on this page?
    • endofreason  •  3 mths ago
      If I click on another headline that is a link-to-a-link with an imbed video, I swear I am going to go back to newspapers!
    • Keith  •  3 mths ago
      I'm a little behind the curve on this; I have one of those old-fashioned phones that only lets you, get this, call people up and talk to them, (and text, which I never do) but isn't it possible to, you know, disable autocorrect? And wouldn't you disable it after like the third or fourth time it changed one of your words to "molested", "testicles" or something like that?
    • Tom  •  New York, New York  •  3 mths ago
      I been trying to tell my girlfriend that I texted "I love you" but auto-correct changed it to "You ruined my life you b--ch"
    • Thomas  •  Ventura, California  •  3 mths ago
      I am SO glad that it is a common problem - I thought it was just me. My boss thought I was crazy.
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