Now we know the real reason the other reindeer laughed at Rudolph.Price: $10.95
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If the traditional hall decking and tree decorating gives you a case of the Scrooges, electrify your Christmas decor with offbeat ornaments. Nothing spreads holiday cheer quite like festive poop on a rope or Santa hat-clad boogers.
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But where will you find such delightfully demented decorations? Why, Etsy, of course. Shopping online also means no bah humbug tirades triggered by sharp-elbowed mall shoppers.
We scoured Etsy shops looking for the weirdest Christmas tree ornaments that will ensure your family has plenty to talk about this holiday season. Let us know in the comments if any would make the cut for your tree.
This story originally published on Mashable here.
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