Drug Traffickers Give Themselves In To Police While High And Paranoid

A pair of drug traffickers became so paranoid while high on marijuana that they called the cops to give themselves up.

Leland Ayala-Doliente, 22, and Holland Sward, 23, were traveling from Las Vegas to Bozeman, Montana, on 23 January 2015.

They had around 20lb of marijuana stashed in their car, and were happily taking the edge off the journey by working their way through it.

Things got a bit much for the pair as they reached the Idaho border however, and they became paranoid that the police were after them.

Feeling they couldn’t go on any longer, they phoned 911 to confess all - and EastIdahoNews.com shared the full, hilarious exchange.

Here’s the full transcript:

Ayala-Dolitente: Hi, uh, we’re the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I’d just like for you guys to end it. If you could help me out with that, we would like to just get on with it.

Dispatcher: You got caught doing what?

Ayala-Dolitente: Ahh… okay. Um… We kind of got spooked here trying to bring some stuff across your Idaho border.
Dispatcher: Ok.

Ayala-Dolitente: And, yeah. A bunch of your cops driving around in a bunch of civilian cars not wanting to pick us up. I don’t know what’s the deal. I was just wondering if you could help us out and just end it.
Dispatcher: Ok… um….

Ayala-Dolitente:Yeah… if you could call one of them. I don’t know. It’s getting cold out here man. I just want to get warm and just get on with this whole thing so…

Dispatcher: Ok. Where you at right now?

Ayala-Dolitente: University Boulevard right next to the gas station and Applebee’s. All your buddies are around us so if you could help us out that’d be great.

Dispatcher: Ok… alright. Is it just you or is there anybody else with you?

Ayala-Dolitente: It’s me and my buddy that I brought with me and then we have a dog that we were gonna bring back to it’s owner but…

Dispatcher: Oh ok.

Ayala-Dolitente: She’s a really nice dog. She’s not mean. She’s a pitbull…

Dispatcher: Oh… cool.

Ayala-Dolitente: She’s really cold in the car. She could use some food too.

Dispatcher: Ok. What was your name man?

Ayala-Dolitente: It’s Leland.

Dispatcher: Leland… okay. Hold on just one second okay. Stay on the phone with me.

Ayala-Dolitente: Alright. Thank you.

(speaking to Sward): He’s a nice guy.

Want me to jump in the air and click my heels twice or what?

Dispatcher: Do you guys have any guns or weapons or anything on you at all?

Ayala-Dolitente: Nope we don’t have any of that stuff with us. Just a bunch of snacks and stuff.

Dispatcher: Alright. I just wanna make sure. They’re just curious.

Ayala-Dolitente: Yeah, yeah. We tried walking away from the car a couple times and that didn’t work. We tried waving them down and that didn’t work so I don’t know what’s going on here.

Dispatcher: Ok. I do have one of my marked units. He’s on his way over there so he’s on his way to meet you.

Ayala-Dolitente: Alright. Thank you.

When the police arrived the two men were waiting with their hands on their heads, their stash of marijuana parked at the roadside in a dog kennel.

Sward announced: “We got caught and we’re surrendering.”

Caught red handed: The paranoid duo gladly gave up their stash (Rexburg Police Department)

Both men were originally charged with trafficking marijuana, with Sward eventually pleading guilty to the lesser charge of possession with intent to deliver.

He was given a five-year suspended prison sentence, placed on probation for five years and ordered to serve 30 days in jail.

In November, Ayala-Doliente was sentenced to one-and-a-half to eight years in prison.

His sentence was more severe as he tested positive for marijuana, cocaine and oxycodone on the day of his sentencing.