Everyone Loves This Video of Two Drunk Sisters Fighting Aboard an Inflatable Raft Because Duh

Though the clip is somehow not controversially entitled "Two Girls, One Raft" because even the internet takes a day off, the YouTubed documentation of two drunk women duking it out aboard an inflatable raft will certainly leave everyone with a fair assortment of questions. We won't answer those questions here, but we will offer this: When you're floating along a large body of water on an inflatable raft, a traveling method people in Ohio love maybe a little too much, maybe don't get drunk and/or initiate a brawl with a member of one's family.

Information regarding the clip is admittedly scarce, with only the video's description (see below) and one's own eyes providing any insight:

The video, entitled "drunk bimbo sisters gone wild GAF lower Nanatahala Gorge beatdown" like a sadly sexist attempt at an E.E. Cummings poem, has already clocked more than 200,000 views, meaning we now have a new batch of famous people on our hands. Forward-thinking minds will note that a river flowing with feuding families aboard inflatable rafts would make an excellent premise for a potential Fight Club sequel, so somebody do that soon.

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