Everything the Kardashians Looked Like at the Yeezy Season 3 Launch

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The whole gang (Photo: Getty Images)

A big chunk of the Kardashian-Jenner clan came out Thursday night to celebrate the launch of Kanye West’s new clothing line/album, but we couldn’t take our eyes off the duds that HIS posse was donning.

“The fam all dressed in exclusive Balmain for Yeezy pieces! Kanye flew to Paris a week ago and @olivier_rousteing made it happen in 5 days!!!” Kim boasted on Instagram. It certainly was quite an array of glitz and fur and sparkles that had us musing about where this kind of inspiration could come from.

Here are a few ideas:

Madame the Puppet

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Madame the Puppet (Photo: AP)

Madame, the wise-cracking puppet of Wayland Flowers, who oft appeared on Hollywood Squares, rocked the look first. All white, check. Fur trim, check. All the Kardashians were missing was Paul Lynde in the center square.

A Maltese

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Come here, pooch! (Photo: Thinkstock)

What’s white, furry, and loves to pose for the cameras?

A Wax Museum Exhibit

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Kim’s Madame Tussauds Wax Figure. (Photo: Getty Images)

What’s real and what isn’t? Did you ever expect the Kardashians to set you off on an existential crisis?

Vegas Showgirls

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Las Vegas showgirl (Photo: Thinkstock)

Kris and Kourtney could have easily headed to Sin City after the show at MSG and seamlessly joined any Las Vegas show.

Jennifer Lopez

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Jennifer Lopez (Photo: AP)

And speaking of Vegas showgirls… The Kardashians’ Balmain looks would have been right at home on J.Lo’s “All I Have” stage.

This Thing

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Faux Fur Pom Pom Key Chain Key Ring Handbag (Photo: Amazon)

Had the Kardashian-Jenners been looking to accessorize, they should have consulted Quvenzhané Wallis, who’s never been scared of a little bit of additional fuzz.