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A poem by William McGonagall. A collection of poems by the Scottish bard dubbed the "world's worst poet" is to go under the hammer, expected to sell for thousands of pounds.(Lyon & Turnbull/John McKenzie)

'World's worst poet' goes under hammer

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LONDON (AFP) - A collection of poems by a Scottish bard dubbed the "world's worst poet" was to go under the hammer Friday, expected to sell for thousands of pounds.

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