Humor - Andy Borowitz

BY ANDY BOROWITZ

Sat May 10, 3:00 AM ET

Creators Syndicate - McCain: Sunnis, Shiites "Trying to Confuse Me"

Rev. Wright Launches Own 24-Hr. Channel; All Wright, All the Time, Preacher Promises Sat May 3, 3:00 AM ET
Creators Syndicate - Pronouncing himself "thrilled" with his recent spate of media appearances, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright announced today that he will launch his own 24-hour channel that will feature nothing but himself all day long.
Democratic Race "Too Mean," Say Swift Boat Veterans Sat Apr 26, 3:00 AM ET
Creators Syndicate - The Democratic race for president has descended to "a level of meanness and acrimony that is damaging to American politics," the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth said today.
China Moves Olympics to Undisclosed Location Sat Apr 19, 3:00 AM ET
Creators Syndicate - Fearful about the prospect of human-rights protesters ruining the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, China today announced a plan to move the summer games to a remote location where no one can find them.