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    Lewis Black: Sarah Palin is 'A Fictional Character... Someone Wrote Her'

    Comedian Says Palin Does Not Exist and the Fact that She Does Makes Her "Superfiction"

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    Comedian Lewis Black, famed stand-up comic and regular on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," appeared on CNN's "Piers Morgan Tonight" Wednesday evening to discuss the release of a DVD of his vintage stand-up material (read: somebody found some old footage), "The Prophet," and shared with the talk show host his thoughts on who he feared the most becoming president of all possible Republican candidates. His answer was quick; he didn't even think about it. He said, "Sarah Palin."

    After getting nearly apoplectic over the entire 2012 Republican field of candidates, especially when considering the general disregard the collective seemed to have for all things science, Black calmed down to discuss Palin. It was easy to understand why. When Morgan asked for a reason, he answered simply: "I don't think she exists."

    Morgan pressed. " She doesn't exist," Black insisted. "She's a fictional character. She's a fictional character that came to life. I'm serious. I think that someone wrote her."

    And when his interviewer asked if he really believed that someone like the former Alaska governor could be created, he offered, " Well, I mean, that's really what makes her superfiction. It's a whole -- it's meta fiction. Whatever that means, America."

    He elaborated: "But to think that she's going to -- you know, is a president. You know, when she became the vice presidential candidate, I said this is all really great if it's like "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington." If this is a movie. But the fact is, is that Jimmy Stewart would make a better candidate for the presidency than her. And he's dead."

    But there is something to be said for Black's views. Not that Sarah Palin does not exist, but that she is in part a fictional creation. Depending upon which view one takes of the former Alaska governor, she's an anti-intellectual buffoon with simplistic views of complex matters who somehow conned the people of Alaska into voting her into the governor's mansion or a successful, stalwart, strong-willed woman with deep conservative convictions that speaks her mind and would steer the country in the right direction should she become president.

    Unfortunately, neither of those persons exist. Bits and pieces, to be sure, but for the most part they are characterizations, even caricatures of Palin the real person. She is a strong-willed person, evident in her rise in politics and in her obstinacy when she makes a political stand. She definitely wants to take the country in the "right" direction, although that direction might not seem right to most Americans. She presents herself as a folksy kind of backwoods girl from Alaska while being a college-educated communications major. And she allows her ignorance of issues, policies, and even history to provide the media with gaffes and controversies in such steady fashion that the average person cannot tell whether or not the former governor simply lacks knowledge, is ill-educated or ill-prepared in certain areas, or if she is guided by erroneous or misguided information. Some of it is true; some of it is not.

    Like a reality show, Sarah Palin is indeed part fiction, and it is difficult to sometimes discern where the real Palin begins and the fictionalized version ends.

    Before turning to other topics in the interview, Morgan attempted to find a comparison in Palin and Black, whose character as an angry guy ticked off at the world at large has brought him a fair measure of success. " What's wrong with having a strong-minded woman with strong opinions wanting to actually do something for her country?" he asked. "Isn't she just like a -- different political views. Isn't she a female Lewis Black?"

    "No, no," the comedian fired back. "First off, she's not as funny."

    And that could be a good thing for the well-being of the 63-year-old comedian (he seems to get worked up enough as it is), because, fictional character or not, it is most likely the public's taking of Sarah Palin the politician so seriously that will undoubtedly keep her from becoming what Lewis Black fears most -- president of the United States.

     

    10 comments

    • joe  •  7 mths ago
      Look up Sarah Palin sex videos. They are great. They will definately lift your spirits. Especially if you are an evangelical conservative. You can watch them with the whole family after church and before your brain washing session on FOX Propaganda News Network. Seeing the porn first will make the brain washing more vivid afterwards. A great Sunday can be had by the whole family young and old as a cohesive unit from little Johnny to grand pa. All choking their chicken to images of the queen of evangelical conservatism . Onward Christian soldiers. God bless the GOP.
      • mr.real 7 mths ago
        Joe.... How sad.. I do believe that when the good lord created pople like you he was very concerned and then called your kind just plain sinners!!
    • Harry  •  7 mths ago
      Tyler. Yes seven things come to mind. Palin, Perry, Bachman, Romney, Caine, Paul and Newt (can't forget Newt)
    • nhz  •  7 mths ago
      How's this for some good Palin 'fiction?' lmao!!:
    • nhz  •  7 mths ago
      SARAH Palin last night claimed drug taking and having sex with tall, muscly black men was the dream of every real American. The former Alaskan governor said that filling your nose with dream powder or riding a mighty basketball player was the 'golden tomorrow' of every middle-class 'hockey mom'.
      Palin, a leader of the right-wing Teapot movement, added: "To all those who wake up in the morning, hoist the flag on their lawns and make waffles for their kids, I know how much you wish you were buzzing like a freak while screaming for more.
    • Carol  •  7 mths ago
      Hmm. Good minds think alike.
    • bkmtech  •  7 mths ago
      Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.

      She has her supporters, she has her detractors.

      Personally, I will never forgive John Mccain for foisting her upon America.

      If you do not want Obama for 4 more years, keep her as far away from the ticket as possible.

      Brian K Mcclung
      San Pedro, Ca
    • James  •  7 mths ago
      Glen Rice!
      • mr.real 7 mths ago
        Small mind... Small thoughts...if palin runs,she will beat the hell out of your nothing leader.. You can take that to the bank,, and while were at it take it to that imbicile... Lewis black.. What a complete idiot.. Now i know that she is a real threat to these sick degenerate minds.. When she comes out and if she decides to run, you morans will start to shiver with hurt because she will show you how much of a following she will produce, and nothing you or your dumb, and i mean really dumb idiot commedians can do or say to shange that.. Get lost.. Go sniff that crap and keeps your minds in reverse drive.. Thats all your good for!!
    • Craig  •  7 mths ago
      Oh, so true.
    • Peter  •  7 mths ago
      No matter what she is a hottie
      • Susan 7 mths ago
        If you're into old women with stretch marks and crossed eyes.....
    • Tyler  •  7 mths ago
      I try to think of what would possibly be worse than four more years of Obama and nothing comes to mind.
      • Customer 7 mths ago
        You are similar to sarah - no mind at all.
      • Mike 7 mths ago
        No, they have a point. Obama has been the worst president in American History.
      • Craig 7 mths ago
        It's the typical T Party hate response. They see or hear something they don't like-ATTACK Obama!!!!
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