Man named Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop arrested for assault
You should never judge a book by its cover, but it's kind of OK to judge someone by their name.
Especially when your name is Beezow Doo-doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop.
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Zoppitybop-bop-bop, who legally changed his name from Jeffrey Drew Wilschke in 2011, appeared in Olympia, Washington's Thurston County Superior Court on Thursday. He's there on charges of assaulting an Evergreen State College police officer and a Thurston County deputy.
The suspect was first sighted tearing down fliers at a library on Sunday, officials said. When an officer attempted to stop him, Zopittybop-bop-bop then allegedly bit the officer, fled the scene and then threw a heavy brick at a nearby deputy.
Zopittybop-bop-bop was eventually arrested and charged with first-degree assault (two counts), third-degree assault, third-degree malicious mischief and malicious harassment. Bail was set at $50,000, and he'll be arraigned on Feb. 16.
This isn't the first time Zopittybop-bop-bop has gotten in trouble with the law. In 2012, he was arrested on charges of carrying a concealed weapon as well as possession of drug paraphernalia. Zoppitybop-bop-bop, who is believed to be homeless, has made print, digital and broadcast news multiple times.
At this time, it appears that Zopittybop-bop-bop is unwilling to change his behavior, record or name.
Correction: An earlier version of this post incorrectly stated the location of Thurston County Superior Court, the name of the court, Beezow Doo-doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop's given first name, and who Zopittybop-bop-bop assaulted. The post has been updated with the correct information.
