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    Man Robs Florida Keys Bank While Wearing Shorts on Top of His Head

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    People will do some strange things for money.

    Case in point: Eli Escalera was arrested for robbing a bank in the Florida Keys on Friday, while wearing shorts on top of his head, the Miami Times reports.

    Escalera's bank robbing skills turned out to be just as expert as his fashion choices-the would-be heister handed the teller a note that read, "Give me what are your 20s and 50s."

    The teller, apparently confused, asked if the bank was being robbed. Escalera apparently mumbled "never mind" and walked away. Police spotted him a few blocks away from the bank -- after all, it's not hard to see the guy with the shorts on his head -- and charged him with felony robbery.

    It's hard to decide if this failed bank robbery is stranger than another that went down in Colorado in 2010.

    William Jordan, 53, walked into a UMB Bank with a note that he handed the cashier. The note demanded cash and said he was armed, The Gazette reported.

    After the teller handed him money, Jordan returned the envelope full of cash and asked her to call the police. Jordan waited for the cops to arrive, then, "threw his hands up in the air and surrendered," said sheriff's deputy Teresa Murphy.

    He was arrested for aggravated robbery and was held on bail for $25,000.

    And lastly, one group of would-be bank robbers had a scapegoat at the ready when they planned their heist: Ben Affleck.

    Kay Dauphin, Lee Roger Lubin and Eddie Lamont Solomon tried to rob a bank on Delray Beach, Fla., in January 2011 based on Affleck's movie "The Town," NBC Miami reports.

    A high-speed chase erupted after the trio stole $67,000 from the bank. It ended when they all jumped out of their car to try and run away; cops caught Dauphin and Solomon right away, and Lubin gave up late that day.

     

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