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    Mila Kunis is probably banging Ashton Kutcher now

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    These days, it seems that former “That 70s Show” costars Mila Kunis and Ashton “Douche of the Century” Kutcher are, in fact, banging each other.

    According to the quasi-reliable tabloid “Life & Style“, Kunis and Kutcher recently went on a triple-date “with two of Mila’s closest friends and their significant others!” at the romantic Italian eatery Giorgio Baldi in Los Angeles.

    “Mila and Ashton looked very close, like a couple, and the mood was relaxed,” an “eyewitness” told the magazine. “They really stood out. It’s one of the most romantic places you can take a girl.” At dinner, the two reportedly drank wine — a beverage that is known to increase sexual desire, or in some cases, increase the desire to take a nap.

    The romantic triple date comes after the pair were spotted buying flowers and doing other couple-y activities in the quaint little town of Carpinteria, Calif. in April, People reported at the time.

    Also, this one time, Kunis and Kutcher were photographed together in the same car. And just last week, the pair were seen enjoying some delicious frozen yogurt in Encino, Calif.

    The romance makes for a great tabloid narrative since Kunis and Kutcher played boyfriend and girlfriend on “That 70s Show.” Kutcher was even (supposedly) Kunis’ first kiss when it occurred on-camera.

    Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher

    Kunis told People about their first kiss back in 2001: “I was like, ‘Oh, he’s cute, it’s the Calvin Klein model,’” she said. “Then I was like, ‘I have to kiss him?’ I was so nervous and uncomfortable. I had the biggest crush on him.”

    Kutcher is in the midst of a divorce from Demi Moore, 49, after seven years of marriage.

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