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    New Narrative for Sarah Palin -- The Wasilla Machiavelli

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    COMMENTARY | One of the more fascinating aspects of writing about Sarah Palin is how other people react so irrationally to her. Julianne Moore, an actress who is purported to play her in an upcoming HBO film "Game Change," does not like her one bit.

    Big Hollywood has reported how the actress has trashed the politician she plays, claiming she was "unqualified" to be vice president.

    Now a new narrative is arising about the former Alaska governor that is more suggestive of Machiavelli than of a bimbo.

    The U.K. Daily Mail suggests, ever so gently, that Palin might be maneuvering to have herself nominated at a brokered Republican convention in August, thus avoiding the messy primary process that has not been edifying for any of the candidates involved.

    The Week echoes that view and suggests, by quoting Jim Newell of Wonkette, that a brokered convention has been Palin's plan all along. How else to explain her wish that the primary process continue, by slyly hinting support for Newt Gingrich. The theory is this is less a play to help Gingrich than it is a way to stop Mitt Romney from clinching the nomination.

    The scenario works like this: None of the candidates comes to the convention with sufficient delegates to clinch the nomination. The convention becomes deadlocked with ballot after ballot failing to pick a nominee. Then Palin and her activist army goes to work, cutting deals in the great tradition of "The Best Man" and becoming the compromise candidate.

    One of the candidates who actually ran -- probably Gingrich -- is given the vice presidential nod. There are tacit promises of Cabinet positions for Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum. Ron Paul gets a prime time spot to talk about the Constitution.

    As a conspiracy theory, the idea of the Republican primaries as a kabuki dance that ushers in the nomination of the Mama Grizzly is not half bad. It would certainly make a better movie than "Game Change," as it would avoid the usual sexist portrayal by the left of conservative women as ditzes. It would be reminiscent of the way Francis Urquhart got to be British Prime Minister in the miniseries "House of Cards."

    If that were the case, Barack Obama had better be very afraid.

     
    • X  •  3 mths ago
      Are you palin around again?
    • Bella  •  3 mths ago
      Oh My, This is so dumb... Mr. Whittington thinks Mrs. Plain will bypass the Vetting, The Debating, The Campaigning and waltz in after the smoke clears and Sarah Palin will magically be handed the nomination of president of the United States!!!!! 0 Democrats want Plain, 0 Independents want Palin, over 70% of Republicans doesn't want Palin. exactly were does Palin pull the votes to win the president job Mr. Whittless?
      • J. 3 mths ago
        Palin 2012.
      • ktenreb 3 mths ago
        Our grammar is very bad, but your sentiment is spot on.
      • Seeker 3 mths ago
        Palin wasn't vetted, and Obama was? Sure.
    • ktenreb  •  Tampa, Florida  •  3 mths ago
      President Obama should be "very afraid" if the Republicans are dumb enough to nominate Sarah Palin?? I would think, to the contrary, the President would be overjoyed. As matters stand, the only Republican in the mix with any chace of beating the President is Romney, but he is getting eaten alive by the right wing of the party and may very well not survive. Santorum and Gingrich have absolutely no chance in a general election, although they would have a better chance than Sarah.
      • Pietro 3 mths ago
        You just admitted to being afraid. If Palin wasn't a threat, you wouldn't be talking about her.
    • Suit of Flames  •  3 mths ago
      Moore isn't "purported to play" Palin, she does play Palin. Purported means "alleged," like in the case of a crime.
      • ThomasC 3 mths ago
        Yes, he needs to refudiate that statement.
      • Mark Meyer 3 mths ago
        The real crime is Palin's involvement in politics!
      • Joe 3 mths ago
        Watch Game Change on HBO and you will see the Sarah Palin we all know and hate.
    • Hunter  •  3 mths ago
      Whittington there ONE IMPORTANT DETAIL your leaving out of your fairy tale.. America did not want Sarah Palin in 08 and the woman lost by "7 million votes" now do you really think Palin running for a president job will cange people minds in 012? Sarah Palin would lose by 20 million votes or more! Whittington your as delusional as Sarah Palin, Nobody but a handful of twits wants this lady as president.
      • Dan 3 mths ago
        You spelled "twits" wrong ...
    • Stephen  •  Hong Kong, Hong Kong  •  3 mths ago
      Oh give me a frigging break putting the name of Maciavelli and Palin in the same sentence is utterly ridiculous.
      • Eliza 3 mths ago
        putting any accomplished person's name in the same sentence as this sycophant wastrel is ridiculous.
    • Indiana  •  3 mths ago
      Am so tired of this idiot! Sarah Plain get in the race TODAY, NOW! We want you to be beat so soundly that you'll never mention running for office again. Put your money were your mouth is and show us all just how pathetic you really are. I curse the day old John McCain ever brought you into our lives! Just Sickening. BTW Whittington "Machiavelli" means PRINCE you idiot! Not Princess!
    • Buck  •  Sacramento, California  •  3 mths ago
      You just can't fix stupid.
    • NEUTRAL  •  3 mths ago
      For those of you who have the narrow-mindedness to blame the negativity of palin on the "LEFT" --- you are sadly mistaken. I and many GOP members I know across the country believe this woman to be a dumbed-down fraud! Narcisstic personality, totally lacks substance and a platform - she just likes the MONEY and ATTENTION! She is a backed by the Separatist Movement of Alaska and always has been under the pretents of being 100% GOP!
    • Mangez Merde  •  3 mths ago
      Sarah Palin -- The Wasilla Machiavelli !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • SailorRick  •  3 mths ago
      I asked him and Obama says he's not scared of a moose-turd. They actually can be varnished and made into a nice conversation peice....oh wait - there already is one like that, they call it Sarah
    • IfyouarentProgressingyour ...  •  3 mths ago
      This is just an ad for Rupert Murdoch's bad investment.
    • james  •  3 mths ago
      I need to go take a crap
    • Larry  •  Durham, California  •  3 mths ago
      She should be in prison for the shootings in Arizona she provoked
    • Joe  •  3 mths ago
      Well Mark, it doesn't look like you live or know much about Wasilla and Alaska. Last Palin "view favorable" poll was at a dismal low off 22%. While her home state has reams of dirt on this broad, we will wait to see if she is so dumb as to try this brokered deal, then pull it all out for the world to see.
      There were no Christian values that the Palins lived--they have been the dirt of Alaska from the day she quit!!!
    • The Shilverback  •  3 mths ago
      Actualy, people tend to act quite rationally against the irrational and self-centered Sarah Palin and her narroe-minded supporters. She is everyhting we don't want in a politician . . . if you can even call her that.
    • James  •  3 mths ago
      The Wasilla Wawitcha Wabitcha
    • anonymouse  •  3 mths ago
      certainly the country should be very afraid if this scenario plays out...which i doubt. just no way romney's going to spend billions only to have the dragon lady pick his pocket for the nomination. but you never know...the t-party has been an unqualified success if only for highjacking the GOP. in fact, an interesting conspiracy theory would be that the liberals somehow steered the t-party from 2007 to infiltrate and destabilize the GOP. it isn't a very plausible theory tho, because the liberals aren't really bold enough to try it.
    • Rosie  •  Danville, California  •  3 mths ago
      Not so fast. Irrationally disliking anyone is wrong. I have patiently listened to over 25 of her speeches and this cause me to rationally dislike her and sorry she is no great politician. She just knows how to touch hate buttons in folks and use those buttons to make them support her even if she only spews out lies and hate filled jargon. I waited for one truth to come forth and only saw a person who enjoys lying and she be the way is the one who lied about the health care plan and even had a hand at causing Giffords to get shot. She keeps trying to cover up those facts plus the fact about her taking illegal funds from the state of Alaska. She says she is a Christian but I think she may be a secret Muslim or a member of any of the other groups she hates. I'm also waiting to see her citizenship papers and if she is a socialist. One trick these terrorists have is making the other guy (Mr. Obama) seem to be what she really is to throw us off track. Maybe she can see Russia from her secret hiding place in Alaska. I wonder what is in the lipstick that she wears when she is shooting her rifle while playing hockey.
    • Dave D  •  3 mths ago
      So time for another bus tour? Everybody send a big check to SarahPAC.
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