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    Rich Kids of Instagram Epitomize Everything Wrong with Instagram

    While the Internet has had a good time making fun of these rich kid Instagram photos, haters should be careful. These postings are emblematic of the entire medium we all use. To be certain, these wealthy kid pix are particularly funny (and also sad) because they showcase a gross variant of entitlement. Preteens posing with helicopters they did nothing to earn and posting the pictures online for others to ogle provides an easy in for commentary on the state of the American dream. (Dead.) While we don't disagree with that reading, it's par for the course on Instagram, a shallow medium all about promoting superficiality that photo takers did little to nothing to earn.

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    The very basis of Instagram is not just to show off, but to feign talent we don't have, starting with the filters themselves. The reason we associate the look with "cool" in the first place is that many of these pretty hazes originated from processes coveted either for their artistic or unique merits, as photographer and blogger Ming Thein explains: "Originally, these styles were either conscious artistic decisions, or the consequences of not enough money and using expired film. They were chosen precisely because they looked unique—either because it was a difficult thing to execute well (using tilt-shift lenses, for instance) or because nobody else did it (cross-processing)," he writes. Instagram, however, has made such techniques easy and available, taking away that original value. "It takes the skill out of actually having to do any of these things (learn to process B&W properly, either chemically or in Photoshop, for instance)," he continues.

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    Yet we apply them to make ourselves look like we've got something special. Everything becomes "amaaazzing," to put it in the words of graphic design blogger Jack Mancer, who has his own screed about the site. But actually, nothing about it is truly amazing. Some might call the process democratizing—everyone is a professional!—but really, it's a big hoax. Everyone is just pressing buttons to add computer-generated veneers to our mostly mundane lives. There is nothing artsy about that. But we still do it. Is that really better than the rich kids? Sure, we're not embarrassing ourselves by posting extreme wealth we happened into. But what are we posting? And why? At the very least, we're doing it to look artsy; if not that, there is some other, deeper, more sinister thing we're trying to prove, which means we're right up  there with the rich kids.

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    Here are some examples of how we see this playing out on the network:

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    The Food Pic

    Why you post this: This says my food looks cool, therefore it is yummy. Look how well I eat, or how well I cook, or what a foodie I am.

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    Why this is just like the rich kids: Putting an artsy filter on a pretty photo can make the grossest slosh look like gourmet eats. It does not prove culinary or photographic skill, it proves that you can press a button.

    The Look How much Fun I'm Having Pic

    Why you post this: To prove you have the best, most social, coolest life, and friends. To prove you are happy and fun.

    Why this is just like the rich kids: This also has an underlying tone of flaunting wealth. Fun usually costs money, and it's something not everybody else has.

    The Picture of Thing Pic

    Why you post this: This proves your fantastic, enviable artistic eye: "I turned a mundane object into art!"

    What that is just like the rich kids: See above. Essentially, you're bragging, but without the skills to support it.

    Instagram and photo apps like it are shallow mediums that will generate shallow results. They are there for people to showcase something that doesn't deserve a platform. The rich kids are a particularly salient example of how the entire network operates, but those who live in glass houses shot by Instagram shouldn't throw beautifully if artfully filtered stones.

    Full disclosure: Yeah, we know. We use Instagram, too. But we're trying to be a little more self-aware these days -- we recognize the photo sharing app for what it is.

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