Robert Pattinson recently shocked "Twilight" fans by debuting a new haircut - he (almost) completely shaved his head. However, the new 'do might be for the best considering what Rob once said about his not-so-luxurious locks.
His crowning glory might look great in the "Twilight" movies, here's what the very dirty boy once said about his hair hygiene: "I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking (the studio rep) 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'" According to MSNBC, Rob also admitted that he'll wear clothes over and over again without washing them until he can't stand the smell of the air around him (Ew!).
As crazy as those disgusting quotes may seem, they're not the oddest thing to ever come out of Rob's mouth. In fact, he recently said something that might annoy the hard-working folks out there who don't have time to paint pretty pictures or write best-selling novels. If he were king, the actor's first order of business would be to prohibit boring, noncreative people because there's "nothing worse" in his opinion. Here's his plan for increasing creativity in the world: "The people who were boring should be in prison, and be forced to learn to be creative with the other prisoners." Unfortunately not everyone can be a "creative" actor like Rob - if that were true, he'd likely be out of a job. And does being jailed for being boring apply to Kristen Stewart?
Speaking of Kristen, she said something far worse than her boyfriend ever has when she compared being photographed by the paparazzi to being raped. Unfortunately her man didn't help matters by trying to defend her - instead of admitting that what she said was wrong, he criticized associations like RAINN (Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network) for complaining about Kristen's stupid statement. But in this case Kristen took things one step further - she claimed that Rob wouldn't get criticized if he were to say, "I just took a s***on the Queen's face," simply because everyone loves him so much (so someone's a little jealous of her boyfriend's female fans).
It's amazing that R-Patz has a girlfriend at all considering something he's said in the past - the heartthrob once told Details magazine that he's "allergic" to certain lady parts, and he complained about being around naked women for 12 hours. So shooting that "Breaking Dawn" sex scene must have been really hard for him.
Speaking of "Breaking Dawn," here's what Rob had to say about his highly-anticipated wedding scene: "The wedding scene's funny because we used a real priest. So technically we are already married because he did all the things you would do in a normal ceremony." It's likely the actor was joking, so there's still hope that R-Patz and K-Stew will have a real-life wedding someday, even if it's a little grungier and less romantic that their movie marriage.
But Kristen isn't the only leading lady Rob has shot romantic scenes with. Here's what he said about his steamy love scenes with Reese Witherspoon in "Water for Elephants:" "Reese had this wig on and I was literally wiping my nose on her wig. We'd be doing this really passionate love scene and I had to be [wiping my nose]. It was so stupid!" In case you didn't catch on, the actor had a nasty cold, and while it might seem nasty of him to use Reese's hair as a hanky, all you have to do is read the comments above about his own hair hygiene to realize that he doesn't worry too much about keeping it clean.
Rob also had to confront his fear of clowns while shooting "Water for Elephants." Before you laugh, here's what he said about his reason for being scared of them: "The first time I went to the circus somebody died. One of the clowns died. His little car exploded. The joke car exploded on him. Seriously. Everybody ran out. It was terrifying." Surely he had to be scarred for life after that.
So the actor certainly has said some strange and disturbing things over the years, and since there are way too many quotes to list them all here, sound off on what you think the most insane thing Rob has ever said below.
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