Sorry, Rick Perry: Dick Morris Thinks You Could Win.
One-time Clinton confidante-turned-conservative pundit Dick Morris has returned to Newsmax.com to pronounce that Texas Gov. Rick Perry could make a comeback in 2016. Sorry, Rick. That pretty much means it will never happen.
Bad news for Rick Perry: http://t.co/M0ximZtqgV
— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) April 30, 2014
This is a somewhat hoary joke in the political-punditry world, the idea that Dick Morris' predictions are so notoriously bad that you can generally assume that the opposite is true. And, to be fair, Morris' broad point about Perry isn't bad. Perry's done a lot to rehabilitate his public image since the debacle that was his 2012 campaign. To make his case that Perry could have better luck in 2016, Morris uses the also-hoary "the next Republican in line usually wins" argument, although he has to displace a lot of Republicans that did much better than Perry before he can give Perry the mantle.
But we come not to praise Dick Morris, but to bury him. After MSNBC's Benjy Sarlin tweeted the joke, I was inspired to take a look at the Dick Morris archive at NewsMax.com. Below, original headlines of articles that Morris wrote during his first 2007 – 2011 run with the website. I bolded my favorites, and also pulled out three examples of back-to-back posts that basically contradict each other.
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The 2008 campaign
Aug. 26, 2007: Hillary's Running Mate: Dodd or Richardson?
October, 2007: Al Gore Can Beat Hillary
Dec. 5, 2007: Hillary, Rudy Will Prevail After Losing Early
Dec. 21, 2007: Huckabee, Romney Battle Looms
Jan. 23, 2008: Hillary's Plan to Lose South Carolina
April 28, 2008: Is Hillary Slamming Obama for a 2012 Run?
May 5, 2008: Iraq Issue Could Destroy Democrats
July 30, 2008: More Women Choosing McCain Over Obama
Aug. 7, 2008: Bad Economy May Hurt Obama
Sept. 2, 2008: Sarah Palin Is a Godsend for McCain
Sept. 19, 2008: Political Map Shows Huge Turn Toward McCain
Oct. 15, 2008: ACORN Could Cause Obama's Fall
Oct. 20, 2008: 'Joe the Plumber' Presents Winning Strategy for McCain
Oct. 31, 2008: McCain Surges Among Young Voters
The Obama presidency
Jan. 12, 2009: Obama Neutering Intelligence
Feb. 2, 2009: Stimulus Could Trigger Rampant Inflation
Feb. 20, 2009: Obama AWOL in Terror War
Mar. 5, 2009: Coming Next Year: Obama's Inflation
June 3, 2009: What Is Keeping Obama's Numbers Up?
Aug. 19, 2009: Obamacare a Death Panel in Itself
Sept. 29, 2009: Second Economic Downturn Likely
Oct. 1, 2009: Obama Surrenders U.S. Economic Sovereignty
Nov. 20, 2009: Obamacare Will Trigger Huge State Tax Hikes
Jan. 22, 2010: We Can Defeat Obamacare
Feb. 9, 2010: How Republicans Will Win the Senate
Mar. 18, 2010: Obamacare Would Prompt Devastating Medicare Cuts
Mar. 19, 2010: Democrats Don't Have the Votes for Healthcare Takeover
May 12, 2010: Obama's Spending Leaves US Open to Greek Tragedy
June 9, 2010: Obama's Double-Dip Recession
June 21, 2010: Newt Gingrich for President
July 13, 2010: GOP Will Take Both the Senate and House
Aug. 31, 2010: How Republicans Will Win the Senate
Sept. 7, 2010: Obama's Stimulus Creates High Unemployment
Sept. 8, 2010: Democrats Poised to Lose Senate and House
Sept. 24, 2010: Republicans Poised to Take Over New York
Sept. 30, 2010: Republicans Will Win Both House and Senate
Oct. 22, 2010: Republicans Might Clean House in New York
Dec. 9, 2012: 2012 Bad Time to Be a Democrat
Feb. 1, 2011: Obamacare on Life Support
If you are an employee of Rick Perry's, don't read him this post. It will just depress him.
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This article was originally published at http://www.thewire.com/politics/2014/04/sorry-rick-perry-dick-morris-thinks-you-could-win/361460/
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