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    TSA: Man hid 7 snakes, 3 tortoises in his pants

    MIAMI (AP) — The Transportation Security Administration says a man tried to board a TAM Airlines flight to Brazil with nylon bags filled with seven exotic snakes and three tortoises.

    TSA spokesman Jonathon Allen says the man was stopped after passing through a body scanner at Miami International Airport last Thursday. Security officials spotted the nylon bags filled with snakes and tortoises stuffed inside the man's pants.

    The South Florida Sun Sentinel (http://sunsent.nl/p9xoel ) reports the critters were taken by the U.S. Department of Fish and Wildlife. The unidentified passenger was arrested.

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    Information from: South Florida Sun Sentinel, http://www.sun sentinel.com

     

    15 comments

    • Richard F  •  9 mths ago
      TSA saves the day again!
    • VIET VET 942  •  9 mths ago
      One snake and two turtles might not have gone noticed on the xray machine unless the snake squirmed or the guy was white.
    • Lexington Gal  •  9 mths ago
      Now that's some talent.
    • FREEDOM FIGHTER  •  9 mths ago
      He saw a hot stewardess and got aroused and that's what got TSA attention.
    • WildNCraziDude  •  9 mths ago
      WOW!! Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?!!
    • hookedonharley  •  9 mths ago
      SNAKE! You in there? You can give it a little snakey lick , but, don't you bite
    • Stripes  •  9 mths ago
      Snakes on a plane!!!

      Where is Samuel L. Jackson?
    • lightspeed  •  9 mths ago
      TSA: Man hid 7 snakes, 3 tortoises in his pants: well with that large of a bulge they should have had a clue he wasn't a well hung porno star lol !
    • Gary Gilmore Jr  •  9 mths ago
      That explains all the giggles and catcalls that were coming from the TSA X-Ray Picture Room when the guy was screened....
    • A Yahoo! User  •  9 mths ago
      Nice report - where's the name of the man media jagoffs?
    • Above Average  •  8 mths ago
      Haaaaa Haaaa... you are killling me..... I got in enough troubles with one sanke in my pants, can't even imagine what kind of troubles or funs, I would have with 7 snakes in my pants.
    • jkru  •  8 mths ago
      is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
    • Justin Kase  •  9 mths ago
      I have a baby elephant in my pants...wanna see the trunk?
    • jason  •  9 mths ago
      This is why TSA has to frisk seniors in wheel chairs and cop a feel on your 6 year old child. . .America is fed up with the mother ufckin snakes on a plane
    • jason  •  9 mths ago
      Musta had alot of room in those pants. . .see what I did there?
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