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Diane Sawyer Introduces New Foul-Mouthed, Cigar-Chomping Character To 'ABC World News'

The Onion 3:09 mins

A report finds that most small businesses failed in the first 6 hours of being on fire, the Osama bin Laden foundation awards fellowships to 20 promising young terrorists, and the NYPD finds a super-sharp Buck knife. It's the week of January 18, 2013.

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