Germany versus Brazil: Which Nation Wins at Life?

It was an overwhelming win for Germany and an excruciating loss for Brazil in the semifinal match Tuesday. The final score? 7-1; a bizarrely-high number of goals for a game infamous for so few. Merely 29 minutes into the first half, the game was all but over with Germany having scored 5 against Brazil's zero. So Germany won against Brazil when it comes to kicking balls into nets, but who wins in the more important (soccer fans, dispute) game of life? Using science and stuff, TheStreet compared the two nations in several key metrics. Check out our ironclad results.