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Scientists Discover 90 Percent Of Earth's Atmosphere Made From Thoughts, Prayers

The Onion 3:02 mins

UMass Dartmouth is beginning to regret offering a course in Applied Domestic Terrorism, a social media rockstar makes $28,000 a year, and Miami Dolphins wide receiver Mike Wallace comes out as a stupid asshole. It's the week of May 3, 2013.

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