What to Watch Tonight: CSI: Cyber's Debut, Suits' Season 4 Finale, and the U.S. Premiere of Broadchurch Season 2
What to watch on Wednesday, March 4...
8pm, ABC Family
Melissa & Joey
Joe is shocked—shocked!—to learn that Dani has been imbibing wine and telling lies. ABC Family is no place for liars, after all. But that's not the only bit of distressing youthful behavior in "Parental Guidance, Part 1," as Mel takes umbrage with Lennox's crush on a professor.
8pm, ABC
The Middle
Frankie's harmless flirting with Axl's attractive buddy leads to several misunderstandings, in accordance with the Jack Tripper Corollary to Sitcom Rule #37-B. Elsewhere in "Flirting With Disaster," Sue is Brick's unwilling chaperone at a science fiction convention, while Tag asks Mike to help him prepare for a crucial driving test.
8:30pm, ABC
The Goldbergs
When Dana and Adam must simulate parenting a doll for a class project, Beverly proves that her overprotective instincts extend even to fake grandchildren. Meanwhile in "Happy Mom, Happy Life," Erica joins the JTP to get back at Barry for occupying all of Lainey's time.
9pm, Fox
Empire
In "Unto the Breach," Cookie declares "Anika delenda est!" upon learning her rival's sinister secret. In other long-brewing confrontations, Lucious squares off with an old nemesis (Judd Nelson), while Jamal takes a friendlier approach with a famous artist in his effort to save Empire Entertainment.
9pm, The CW
The 100
Clarke and Lexa gear up for a showdown in "Blood Must Have Blood, Part One," while Raven and Wick hit a hurdle and difficult choices plague both Octavia and Lincoln. At Mount Weather, Bellamy makes good on his word and Cage spills some highly sensitive beans.
9pm, ABC
Modern Family
"Closet? You'll Love It!" finds Jay and Claire attempting to counter a rival closet company's TV spot with one of their own. Meanwhile, Phil, Luke, and Manny target a spy drone that a peeping Tom has trained on Gloria, Cameron frets about Lily's upcoming talent show performance, and Haley mulls her feelings for Andy after he's hospitalized.
9:30pm, ABC
Black-ish
In the second episode of the evening that's titled "Parental Guidance," Dre plans an elaborate vow-renewal ceremony to celebrate his and Bow's 15th anniversary. But the festivities are derailed by in-law infighting after Bow's hippie parents (Anna Deavere Smith and Beau Bridges) arrive unexpectedly.
SERIES PREMIERE, 10pm, CBS
CSI: Cyber
Newly minted Oscar-winner Patricia Arquette leads the team in the latest extension of the CSIverse, this one focused on crimes that... involve computers in some way, I guess? "Kidnapping 2.0" opens the series with the FBI Cyber Crime Division investigating a case centered on hacked baby monitors, and then perhaps chasing down the gang that robbed Fort Knox after distracting all of America with that white-gold-blue-black dress.
SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10pm, BBC America
Broadchurch
The townsfolk reckon with the fallout from Danny's murder and Joe Miller's arrest, even as Hardy receives a request for help with an unsolved murder.
SEASON 4 FINALE, 10pm, USA
Suits
Cahill seeks Harvey's help to bring down Woodall and Forstman in "Not Just a Pretty Face." Elsewhere, Donna guides Louis through a sudden crisis while Mike and Rachel come to terms with their distinctive relationships with Harvey.
SEASON 8 FINALE, 10pm, BET
The Game
"Switch!" sees Blue growing suspicious of Keira and Malik, and Chardonnay seeking retribution after finding out that Kelly and Jason are back together. And speaking of broken hearts, Coach Sparks suffers a cardiac arrest, causing the team to ask Jason to fill in as head coach.
10pm, ABC
Nashville
Rayna asks Deacon and her daughters to sing with her when the Grand Ole Opry celebrates the anniversary of her induction in "That's the Way Love Goes." In less festive developments, Will is uncomfortable about sharing a songwriting project with a gay man, and Sadie spills her guts on Good Morning America.
10pm, Pop
Schitt's Creek
In need of some privacy, Johnny and Moira head to Roland's secluded lodging in "The Cabin." Back home, Alexis takes advantage of her parents' absence to throw a dilly of a hootenanny.
10pm, VH1
Hindsight
Needing to get over Kevin, Lolly is also in the party-throwing mood in "All I Want for Christmas Is You," though hers is less "hootenanny" and more "shindig" (it's a subtle but crucial distinction). Becca is also in good spirits after the successful release of Thermal.
10pm, FXX
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
In "The Gang Goes on Family Fight," a TV game show welcomes the Paddy's Pub crew and everyone in its Standards & Practices department immediately suffers a debilitating nervous breakdown.
10pm, FX
The Americans
While Elizabeth takes a firmer handle on family matters in "Born Again," Stan leans on Sandra in the wake of a distressing development. Elsewhere, Gabriel delivers unexpected news
10pm, Comedy Central
Workaholics
"Blood Drive" sees the guys pushing their bodies to the limit for the chance to meet their idol, Dolph Lundgren, who would join The Americans' Frank Langella as the second lead actor from 1987's live-action Masters of the Universe movie to make an appearance during tonight's 10pm hour.
10:30pm, Comedy Central
Broad City
Abbi gains new leverage at Soulstice after unearthing a nugget from Trey's past, and I'll go ahead and wager that it has something to do with the title "Kirk Steele." Meanwhile, Ilana shares her wisdom with the youths.
LATE-NITE:
– Conan in Cuba on Conan, 11pm, TBS
– Former hockey player Viacheslav Fetisov on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11pm, Comedy Central
– TBD on The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, 11:30pm, Comedy Central
– Danny DeVito, Zoe Kravitz, and Whitney Cummings on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:35pm, NBC
– Vince Vaughn, Mike Tyson, and Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 11:35pm, ABC
– Sir Kenneth Branagh, Felicity Huffman, Purity Ring, and Kate Pierson on Late Night with Seth Meyers, 12:35am, NBC
– David Arquette, Steve Wozniak, Josh Robert Thompson, and guest host Drew Carey on The Late Late Show, 12:37am, CBS
WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING TONIGHT?
