Would You Recognise Anyone In These Terrible Police E-Fits?
E-fits often prove to be an invaluable tool to police who are searching for suspects.
Sadly though, this bunch of badly drawn mock-ups are unlikely to help find the person in question - unless they have some seriously questionable hairstyles.
Out of place: This man really could do with a comb (SWNS)
Bizarre: That could be a hat but we’re not sure (SWNS)
Believe it or not, this motley crew are supposed to look like real-life people, as opposed to the cartoon villains they actually resemble.
In fact, they look more like they were drawn by a toddler on an iPad rather than top police sketchers.
One woman, who was wanted in connection with a £1,000 distraction burglary, sports a dodgy grey hair accessory and has thick black eyelashes.
Groomed: Those eyebrows have had a lot of work (SWNS)
Style: Some incredible hair action going on here (SWNS)
Hidden hoodie: There might be a problem recognising this man (SWNS)
A man thought to have helped her with the crime is drawn wearing a chef’s hat - which looks like a loaf of bread.
Other e-fits created using a computer show suspects with fluorescent eyes, though it’s not entirely clear if that is as accurate as suggested.
Baddie: This man looks more like a computer game character (SWNS)
Make-up: Those are some incredibly detailed eyelashes (SWNS)
Potato-shaped faces, dodgy hair cuts and brightly coloured outfits also feature in the gallery of pictures, which were released by Gloucestershire Constabulary over the years.
Maybe the drawings are actually deadly accurate - in which case we really should be scared.
Top pic: SWNS
