125 knock-knock jokes that are a real hoot
Knock, knock! Who's there? You. You who? You whoooo, we've got a boatload of funny knock-knock jokes, so call your doctor because you're about to be in stitches.
From dumb puns to dad jokes, we've curated a list of corny knock-knock jokes to add to your collection and all of them are pretty darn funny if we do say so ourselves.
To ensure your stash of one-liners never runs dry, we've gathered the best of the best knock-knock jokes to keep the laughs coming all day long.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirley you'll be happy to know that if you're on the hunt for a treasure trove of knee-slappers, you've come to the right place.
We've carefully curated this list of knock-knocks to entertain the kids, adults, friends, family and anyone else who appreciates groaning and chuckling all at the same time.
And eyerolls and giggles are just what we've come to deliver. For instance: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Barry. Barry who? Barry nice to meet you.
And this? Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wren. Wren who? Wren will these jokes ever end?
Fortunately, they won't, because we've enough knock-knock jokes to keep everyone in stitches indefinitely.
But first, we think we hear Alotta knocking at the door. Alotta who, you ask? Alotta jokes coming your way, so don't say we didn't warn you.
Knock-knock jokes for all ages
Knock, knock! Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Cook who — are you calling me crazy?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turn up the music, I love this song.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llama find out who's at the door.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Pooch. Pooch who? Pooch your hat on, it's cold out.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Diane. Diane who? I'm Diane to come in, open the door.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Hurley. Hurley who? Hurley bird gets the worm.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it's running. Ew.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Eddy. Eddy who? Eddy body home?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Les. Les who? Les got out to dinner!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle you give me to stop knocking?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry nice to meet you.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you lend me a dollar?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a very good day.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen answer the door, will ya?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Shelly. Shelly who? Shelly-brate good times, c'mon!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla a burger, I'm hungry.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Adam. Adam who? Adam dog bit my leg.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Dublin. Dublin who? I'm Dublin down on telling these knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ale. Ale who? Ale have what she's having.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Cod. Cod who? Cod you answer the door?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Foal. Foal who? Foal me once, shame on you. Foal me twice, shame on me.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Whale. Whale who? Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Bean. Bean who? Bean there, done that.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Espresso. Espresso who? Espresso yourself, then everyone will know how you feel.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you keeps knocking on my door?!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Batter. Batter who? Batter late than never.
Best knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ice scream. Ice scream who? Ice scream when I get scared, don't you?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Brighton. Brighton who? Brighton early, that's when I wake up.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Dora Belle. Dora Belle who? Dora Belle is broken, that's why I'm knocking.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey we have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Aisle. Aisle who? Aisle be seeing you soon.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you stop with these corny jokes already?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Peas. Peas who? Peas and thank you are the magic words.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Watson. Watson who? Watson on TV tonight?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Duncan. Duncan who? Duncan Oreos in milk is my favorite snack.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Nona. Nona who? Nona your business, that's who.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirley you must know who I am by now.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana suck your blood. Blah, blah, blah.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Tish. Tish who? Yes, thanks. I just sneezed.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a song, but I forgot the words.
Funny knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Auto. Auto who? You auto know it’s me by now.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annette. Annette who? Annette is what fishermen use.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Jewel. Jewel who? Jewel be happy to know it’s Friday!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak careful, that pan is hot!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna piano if it sounds off-key.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wren. Wren who? Wren will these jokes ever end?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle it take to stop knocking?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Herd. Herd who? Herd you the first time you knocked.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? S’more. S’more who? S’more jokes on the way.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ivanna. Ivanna who? Ivanna hold your hand.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Sure, W-H-O.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer almonds.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you wrote poetry.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good restaurant around here?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Repeat. Repeat who? OK ... who, who, who!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yeah. Yeah who? Yeah-hoo, I’m excited too!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie one you want me to be.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be over already?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke for yourself, I’m busy.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Daryl. Daryl who? Daryl never be anyone like you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Feline. Feline who? Feline pretty good, thanks for asking.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gene? Gene who? Gene in a bottle.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Colin. Colin who? If you don’t know, then hang up the phone.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? May fourth. May fourth who? May the fourth be with you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bear. Bear who? Bear with me, we aren’t done yet.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s time to go.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Earl. Earl who? Earl-y to bed, I have to go to work in the morning.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dawn. Dawn who? Dawn tell any more knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Knot. Knot who? Knot another knock-knock joke, please!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Keith. Keith who? Keith calm and carry on.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alamos. Alamos who? Alamos at the end.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dough. Dough who? Dough you wish there were more knock-knock jokes?
Knock-knock jokes for kids
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Isadore. Isadore who? Isadore open or shut?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know, but you better answer.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ash. Ash who? Gesundheit! Need a tissue?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben out here knocking forever, let me in!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne drops keep falling on my head.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cat. Cat who? Cat you see I’m knocking on the door?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? I Aida big dinner and now I’m full.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? Amos-quito bit me.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Goose. Goose who? Goo-see who’s at the door!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harmony. Harmony who? Harmony knock-knock jokes can one person tell?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for asking, it's me.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prise!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting … MOOOOOO!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Who. Who who? I didn’t know that you are an owl!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny who loves you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yetta. Yetta who? Yetta another knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby just stung me, ouch!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sia. Sia who? Sia later!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran all the way home.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Love. Love who? Aw, love you too!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Haven. Haven who? Haven’t you had enough knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me, go answer the door!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? No one. No one who? I just told you. No one.
Knock-knock jokes for adults
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Opportunity. Opportunity who? When opportunity knocks, you answer.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy’s my birthday. Woohoo!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, I’m home.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Quack. Quack who? There’s a quack in my butt.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don’t answer the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Warrior. Warrior who? Warrior you been? You’re late!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Marry. Mary who? Marry me, I love you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby Birthday.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lass. Lass who? Round ‘em up cowboy!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with you later.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? A-man-da fix the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita dentist, I have a toothache.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doggone. Doggone who? I don't know, but we'd better find him.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena a bit closer, I have something to tell you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dora. Dora who? Dora’s open, come on in.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beth. Beth who? Beth wishes on your birthday.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, we’re late!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Madam. Madam who? Madam foot got caught in the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita use the bathroom. Hurry up!
This article was originally published on TODAY.com
