The friend that has to work 10 hours every weekday when you’re on a group vacation:
Michael Myers entering his childhood home
You think coming out as gay is hard? Try telling people your favorite flavor of Laffy Taffy is banana. See how much acceptance you get from the “tolerant” left 🙄
I commented “sexy” on this girls photo on Instagram and her boyfriend has just messaged me???? read the room
This is the funniest dm i have ever gotten
Gays after posting a screenshot from a grindr conversation thinking its a serve
thinking about how rupaul thinks the main character of dear evan hansen is named "dear"
When a straight guy calls you “bro”
This is hanging up in my hometown dunkin :)
Ok @georgeciveris wins for best Dune review
how would you respond to this?
The guy I was seeing for some time found my twitter but didn’t follow because he only follows for “hot porn/ comedy” and apparently my account isn’t either of those
y’all won.... he broke up wit me :/