15 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up The Hell That Is Holiday Shopping Season
If you’re like me, you have a love-hate relationship with the holidays. On one hand, you get to spend time with loved ones and surprise them with the thoughtful gifts . On the other, you have to deal with crowded parking lots, rude shoppers and a single-digit bank account balance.
Wouldn’t it be nice to enjoy the holidays without going broke? Maybe next year. In the meantime, here are 15 tweets that will have you laugh-crying in agreement.
What part of “I don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand
— Shubble (@shelbygraces) December 3, 2018
This is that magical time of year when me and my brother in law exchange money in the form of gift cards of equal value.
— Goats? (@Gooooats) December 3, 2018
Me doing my Christmas shopping pic.twitter.com/uSxFfUwDgH
— Monu (@lensofmonu) December 3, 2018
Experts agree the best way to save money on gift giving this holiday season is by alienating all your friends and family.
— 22Minutes (@22_Minutes) December 2, 2018
My future wife better love the holidays bc if she thinks I’m not spending our entire savings on Christmas lights and matching pajamas then she’s mistaken
— Sam Crisp (@scrisp18) November 28, 2018
Me: “don’t spend a lot of money on a one year old for Christmas because they won’t remember.”
Also me: pic.twitter.com/m8SvPEdpYw— Aaryn Williams (@Aaryn_Williams) November 27, 2018
It’s that time of year where I have to climb back into the car through the trunk because there’s too many cars parked too close together for Christmas shopping
— Rachelle Swannie (@RachelleSwannie) November 24, 2018
This Christmas you can be your own secret Santa by taking Ambien and shopping on Amazon.
— Jason Voelker (@JasonVoelker1) November 25, 2018
running into traffic > Christmas shopping at the mall
— ℳ (@Love_bug1016) December 1, 2018
If anyone wants to get me a Christmas gift I prefer a size 4 years in tuition money
— Ally-elf 🤶🏻🎄❄️ (@ac_allycat) November 28, 2018
when u open a christmas card with no money in it https://t.co/MlGLk5h5vj
— H i c k y (@joshhickman_x) November 25, 2018
MOST PEOPLE AT CHRISTMAS: 🎵Just hear those sleigh bells jingle-ing, ring-ting tingle-ing, too🎵
RETAIL EMPLOYEES AT CHRISTMAS: Murder me so hard my ghost dies.— Nate Usher (@thenatewolf) December 20, 2017
Everyone throwing hints for Christmas gifts. Here’s a hint I HAVE NO MONEY
— Isaiah (@IsaiahGarcia53) November 29, 2018
Not to brag but I saved 100% on bail money by shopping Amazon and not going into Dollar General yesterday.
— Santa Mar & my elf, Moose (@mooses_mom_mar) December 1, 2018
[Christmas morning]
WIFE: You forgot to buy me a present again, didn't you?
ME: How dare you [hurriedly putting wrapping paper round the dog] I said don't turn around yet— Jon (@ArfMeasures) December 22, 2017
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