17 signs so funny they're about to be banned from highways

A roadside safety sign in Mississippi reading "Texting and driving? Say it: I'm the problem it's me."
A Mississippi roadside safety sign with a reference to Taylor Swift’s “Anti-Hero” hit song. The Mississippi Department of Transportation has been using funny roadside safety signs since 2018.Courtesy of the Mississippi Department of Transportation

You know that funny, witty sign that sometimes blinks above the highway, promoting safety? It certainly caught your eye. But did it distract you from driving?

A Mississippi roadside safety sign that says: "Four I's in Mississippi, two eyes on the road."
A Mississippi roadside safety sign: "Four I's in Mississippi, two eyes on the road."Courtesy of the Mississippi Department of Transportation.

US states have been using quirky roadside signs to remind drivers to slow down, use turn signals, and buckle up.

An Ohio Department of Transportation roadside safety sign that says: "Visiting the in-laws? Slow down. Get there late."
The Ohio Department of Transportation started using the signs in 2015. Messages have included “Don't Drive Sauced, Leave It To The Cranberries," and “Santa sees you when you’re speeding!"Courtesy of the Ohio Department of Transportation

These 'changeable message signs' are meant to display safety messages, transportation-related notices, and emergency alerts.

Iowa Department of Transportation roadside safety sign saying "Does your blinker not work or what?"
The Iowa Department of Transportation launched its own roadside safety signs program in 2013 as "Message Mondays" and it renamed it in 2021 as "Roadside Chat."Courtesy of the Iowa Department of Transportation

But states like Iowa, Mississippi, Pennsylvania, Ohio and Nevada have been putting their own twist on them for years to grab drivers' attention.

A Pennsylvania Department of Transportation roadside safety sign that says: "Don't drive star spangled hammered."
A Pennsylvania Department of Transportation roadside safety sign during Independence Day, urging drivers to drive sober.Courtesy of the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation

The tradition is so popular that some states, like Nevada, hold contests and encourage drivers to submit entries for the messages.

A Nevada Department of Transportation roadside safety message saying: "Don't be a stinker, use your blinker."
Nevada has held contests for popular roadside safety messages. "With over 90% of U.S. crashes caused in part by driver behavior, the message boards are an important driving safety reminder," the Nevada Department of Transportation's website says.Courtesy of the Nevada Department of Transportation

States even like to time their roadside safety messages with holidays.

A Nevada Department of Transportation Valentine's Day roadside safety message saying: "Arrive alive to your sweetheart, slow down."
A Valentine's Day safety message in Nevada.Courtesy of the Nevada Department of Transportation.

Federal officials are not sure the practice is safe. They worry that 'unconventional' wording or syntax could be more distracting than anything else.

A Missouri Department of Transportation roadside safety sign urging drivers to "pass on left" and "drive on right."
A sign in Missouri makes creative use of formatting to encourage drivers to use the left lane for passing other cars.Courtesy of the Missouri Department of Transportation

Now the US Federal Highway Administration is banning jokes and pop-culture references on highway signs.

large black electronic sign reads "use yah blinkah" over a highway with cars
The Massachusetts Department of Transportation posted the message "Changing Lanes? Use Yah Blinkah" on highway signs in Boston.Michael Dwyer/AP Photo

Messages about safety should be "simple, direct, brief, legible, and clear," the agency said in its new guidelines.

An Iowa Department of Transportation roadside safety sign saying: "Is this heaven? No, it's Iowa. Travel safely."
This quote comes from the 1989 film Field of Dreams, in which actor Ray Liotta asks Kevin Coster, "Is this heaven?" Coster smiles and replies, "No. It's Iowa."Courtesy of the Iowa Department of Transportation

Debates over highway messaging came to a head in late 2022, when the New Jersey Department of Transportation unveiled new humorous signs.

New Jersey Department of Transportation roadside safety sign which says: "We'll be blunt, don't drive high."
A New Jersey Department of Transportation roadside safety sign with a reference to cannabis. New Jersey legalized the use of recreational cannabis in 2020.Courtesy of the New Jersey Department of Transportation

Source: New Jersey DOT 

Their puns were so popular that the department posted a tweet urging people not to take pictures of them while driving.

A New Jersey Department of Transportation roadside safety sign saying: "Hocus pocus drive with focus."
A New Jersey Department of Transportation roadside safety sign saying: "Hocus pocus drive with focus."Courtesy of the New Jersey Department of Transportation

Source: Washington Post

A few weeks later, the Federal Highway Administration told New Jersey to 'cease and desist,' as reported by the Washington Post, saying this use of highway signs 'is inconsistent with both law and regulations.'

A Mississippi roadside safety message saying: "Baby Yoda uses the Force but still needs a carseat."
A message in Mississippi says that "Baby Yoda uses the Force but still needs a carseat."Courtesy of the Mississippi Department of Transportation

New Jersey complied, with some grumbles. Senator Cory Booker wrote to the agency asking why just New Jersey got rebuked, when a lot of states use such signs.

A New Jersey Department of Transportation roadside safety sign saying: "Nice car, does it come with a turn signal?"
"Nice car," said a New Jersey safety sign. "Does it come with a turn signal?" Other popular messages included "Slow down, this ain't Thunder road," and "Hold onto your butts — help prevent forest fires."Courtesy of the New Jersey Department of Transportation

Source: November 2022 letter by US Senator Cory Booker and others to the Federal Highway Administration.

Some researchers, like Tripp Shealy at Virginia Tech, claim that non-traditional safety messages are highly effective, because they force drivers to engage their brains more.

A Utah Department of Transportation roadside safety message saying: "Turn signals, the original instant message."
A Utah Department of Transportation roadside safety message saying: "Turn signals, the original instant message."Courtesy of the Utah Department of Transportation

Source: VDOT 

On the other hand, research by the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine's Transportation Research Board recommended that 'agencies do not attempt to incorporate humor or pop culture references' into the messages.

A Mississippi Department of Transportation roadside safety sign saying: "100 is the temperature, not the speed limit."
A Mississippi Department of Transportation roadside safety sign saying: "100 is the temperature, not the speed limit."Courtesy of the Mississippi Department of Transportation

Source: National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine's Transportation Research Board

 

According to the Washington Post, some states like Virginia and Pennsylvania tried to find a compromise by having a committee vet the messages using federal guidelines.

A Missouri Department of Transportation roadside safety sign saying "Camp in the Ozarks, not the left lane."
The Ozarks are a hilly, touristic region in Missouri.Courtesy of the Missouri Department of Transportation

The new ban on signs with jokes and pop culture references goes into effect on Thursday, January 18, but the federal agency is giving states two years to comply. By January 2026, there should be no more funny signs on the highway.

A Utah Department of Transportation roadside safety message saying: "Buckle up #YOLO."
A safety reminder in Utah reads "Buckle up #YOLO"Courtesy of the Utah Department of Transportation

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