17 Smash Bros. Characters Ranked By How Much I Want To Smash Them
Salutations. I am here today to undertake a solemn task. The task, you ask? (Ha, that rhymed.) Ranking Super Smash Bros. characters (aka Nintendo characters) based on how much I'd like to smash them.
It'll be difficult, but someone has to do it. Here is my definitive ranking:
17.Yoshi/Kirby/Jigglypuff/Pikachu
16.Ganondorf
15.Luigi and Mario
14.Bowser
13.Falco
12.Donkey Kong
11.Mewtwo
10.Fox
9.Peach
8.Roy
7.Dr. Mario
6.Samus
5.Captain Falcon
4.Marth
3.Zelda/Sheik
2.Master Hand
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There is something so sexy about that gloved hand. I don't know, nor do I care about where it came from or what it is. That finger dexterity...I don't think I need to say any more here.