Here Are the 18 Best Jokes About the College Admissions Scam

Cameron LeBlanc

The college admissions scandal that broke last week is the gift that keeps on giving. There’s the schadenfreude of seeing rich and powerful people finally get their richly deserved comeuppance for gaming the system, the genuine conversation that’s starting about how fucked up the college admissions process is even without crimes, and, of course, plenty of humor.

Because as grotesque as the story is, there’s no shortage of undeniably funny stuff about it, from the terrible Photoshop jobs to failsons subsequently embarrassing themselves to an amazing half a trillion dollar lawsuit. There’s plenty of inspiration for jokes from comedians professional and amateur. Here are our favorites.

Trauma Works As Well As Bribes


An Alternate Punishment


Becky Becomes an Adjective and a Verb


(Uncomfortable Smile)


Self-Deprecation: Always a Winner


Think of the Feds


A Rough Draft of the TV Movie


The Fargo Reunion Is Going to Be Awkward


If Only


It’s the Internet, So Dogs Got Involved


Hermoine Didn’t Bribe Her Way In


Art$ and Craft$


Chrissy Teigen Has a Master’s in Photoshop


The Scandal Will Be Memeified


Desperate Housewives Was a Documentary All Along


Mystery Solved


We’d Watch This Movie


And Finally, the Habsburgs Catch a Break


 

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