18 Things Home Depot Employees Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And 5 Things They Absolutely Love

1. Home Depot employees hate when you do dangerous stuff like this:

2. And Home Depot employees hate when you just stand there as a forklift is barreling toward you:

3. Home Depot employees hate when you ask them to load an absurd amount of concrete bags...

4. ... especially when it's pouring rain:

5. And they especially hate it when you make this joke:

6. Home Depot employees hate when you completely ignore a warning sign and go into a blocked-off aisle:

7. Home Depot employees hate when you try to return items from the Middle Ages:

8. Home Depot employees hate when you think saying this will hurt their feelings:

9. Home Depot employees hate when you put your trash all over the displays:

10. Home Depot employees hate when you stalk the store in the wee hours of the morning:

11. Home Depot employees hate when you think that every single employee knows everything there is to know about home improvement just because they have the apron on:

12. Home Depot employees hate when you don't check to see if an item is in stock and then blame it on the employee:

13.Home Depot employees hate when you just stand there for 25 seconds with your card in the machine:

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14. Home Depot employees hate when you act like they can go out back and chop more lumber for you:

15. Home Depot employees hate when you ask extremely vague questions:

16. Home Depot employees hate when you try to get slick with the tools:

17. Home Depot employees hate when you capture them right before their break:

18. And Home Depot employees hate when you think that the solution to all your problems is "in the back":

It ain't there.

ON THE OTHER HAND...

19. Home Depot employees love when you bring a special guest with you:

20. Home Depot employees love when you say thank you:

21. Home Depot employees love when you make things simple:

22. Home Depot employees love when you're conscious while returning items:

23. And Home Depot employees love when you have juuuust a little patience:

Thank you.