19 Funny Tweets From Parents About The Annual Hell Of Christmas Cards

Attempted the holiday card photo. My son psycho-smiled while looking off-camera and my daughter kept making fart jokes. Why do I bother?

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) November 24, 2014

After 200 photo outtakes, 10 meltdowns, and 1 diaper blowout, everyone will be receiving a holiday text message from us in lieu of a card.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 16, 2016

When you get my holiday card in February can we just pretend that I mean them as Valentine's greetings. Thanks.

— It'sReally10Months (@really10months) December 19, 2016

I'm not a miracle worker, OK?

I can't walk on water. Turn water to wine. Get both my kids to smile naturally for a Christmas card picture.

— Walking Outside In Slippers (@WalkingOutside) November 28, 2015

I’m sorry I had to refuse delivery on your November Christmas card, but it’s the only way you’ll learn.

— Mary (@AnniemuMary) November 29, 2018

Have your kid talk to you nonstop while you address Christmas cards - it's a great way to ensure you screw up half of them.

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) December 16, 2017

No seriously, thank you for the Christmas card with glitter all over it. We were actually running low.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 20, 2014

Right now my Christmas cards are just a cute reminder in a box of how optimistic I was when I though I'd have my sh*t together this year.

— Meredith (@PerfectPending) December 13, 2018

Our Christmas card should just be my kids on top of those balls in front of Target and a pic of everyone with a cold 10 days later.

— not the WORST mom 🤷🏽‍♀️ (@nottheworstmom) December 4, 2018

Every time I get a holiday card in the mail I am reminded that, compared to me, most people really have their shit together.

— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) December 12, 2014

You don't need to send me a tri-fold family Christmas card because that's why God invented Facebook.

— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) November 19, 2014

Sorry I randomly asked for your address in the middle of December but still never got around to sending you a Christmas card.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 23, 2015

Apparently, if you send me a christmas card filled with glitter I"ll just cross your name out & send it back as my christmas card.

— jj hartinger (@jjhartinger) December 15, 2016

Establish dominance by licking each holiday card envelope after chewing granola.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) December 18, 2017

I'll have you over to dinner but I'm not sending you a Christmas card if your name is hard to pluralize. Jk. I don't have people over for dinner.

— Mary (@AnniemuMary) December 17, 2017

Holiday Card Photo Time, ie: C'MON SMILE STOP WRESTLING WHY ARE YOU CRYING JUST LOOK HAPPY FOR ONE SECOND FOR CRIPES SAKE!!!

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) November 15, 2011

No, that's not dirt on your Christmas card. I was eating trail mix while licking the envelopes. #XmasMunchies

— Brent Almond (@DesignerDaddy) December 20, 2014

It's almost that time of year when you find out who's holiday card list you've been dropped from.

— The Next Martha (@TheNextMartha) November 15, 2014

This year's Christmas card is brought to you by Photoshop. Sigh.

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) November 29, 2015