Here are the 20 funniest parents on social media this week

Can't find the name list for my kid's class, so just going to address these valentines to different variations of Jackson and hope for the best

— meghan (@deloisivete) February 13, 2023

So glad I helped 3 kids make 75 valentines for everyone’s trash cans.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) February 14, 2023

My 6yo drew a picture of my mom, and I don't think she's ever going to babysit ever again😭 pic.twitter.com/wMvQyUWeF8

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) February 14, 2023

If you bring glitter to my house your dinner’s being served in the family puke bowl

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) February 13, 2023

Come on kids, let’s go to Home Depot and give mom a break

~Me every Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day and Father’s Day

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) February 13, 2023

I truly believe my daughter can be anything she wants to be but after seeing how she plays with mr potato head I really hope that isn’t a doctor

— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) February 14, 2023

I met a super nice couple the other night and the wife was very pregnant. She said they already have "so many kids" so I asked how many. They looked at each other for a sec and then she said "9" at the same time he said "10." They agreed "9 or 10." Imagine NOT BEING SURE

— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) February 10, 2023

I love you so much I'd let you set the thermostat and I won't even go look at it

- Dads on Valentine's Day

— Nating in Captivity 🐀 @natesmith@jawns.club (@perlhack) February 14, 2023

my kid is yelling “JESUS RICE!” as I usher him out the door and I should be mad or upset or something but I am just trying really hard not to laugh

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) February 13, 2023

It's Valentine's Day, which means I finally got rid of the leftover Halloween candy by taping it to Valentine's for my children's class parties.

— MommyingHard (@MommyingHard) February 14, 2023

Kids will be like, "How was I suppose to know it would spill?"

- my son chasing his sisters around our living room with an open container of fake blood.

— Jacana Mommy (@jacanamommy) February 14, 2023

4 yr old daughter: “I like Bad Bunny.”
Me: “Have you even heard a Bad Bunny song?”
Daughter: “No, but he’s a bunny. I’m gonna like him.”

She even eye-rolled for effect.

— Jason Huebinger (@JasonHuebinger) February 14, 2023

One of my kid’s birthday party guests gave her a make your own slime kit with glitter, and now I’m sitting here trying to figure out what we did to that family to deserve this

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) February 13, 2023

Say you have kids without saying you have kids:

My phone ringer was changed to fart noises.

— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) February 16, 2023

Told my kid to put away her Valentine’s candy so she shoved it in her mouth as fast as she could and this is the kid version of chugging a beer before the bar closes, isn’t it.

— OyVeyLady (@OyVeyLady) February 15, 2023

Just when you stop having recurring nightmares about school, your child starts middle school, needs your help with assignments, and the terror starts all over again.

— Michele (@marvelousmrsmom) February 15, 2023

Is there a rule that says you have to shave your legs when you change your bedsheets? Because I did one but not the other

— Taco Botch (@bgschnikelfritz) February 16, 2023

Any time we have a break from school my daughter gets so worried for her poor teacher that has nothing to do without all her students and just sits around all day missing them so nobody tell her

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 14, 2023

My daughter got bangs and looks super cute. So now I’m convinced that I should get bangs and it’ll look good

— Momma Chalupa (@bgschnikelfritz) February 15, 2023

me: u need to take 5 more bites

4: no 10 bites!

me: ok 10

*takes 12 bites, then finishes bowl* we can work on the math later

— Dad Set Against (@DadSetAgainst) February 15, 2023