Here are the 20 funniest parents on social media this week
It's time again to sit back, grab a snack, and take a moment to laugh about this whole raising humans thing with your fellow parents. You can find the elves and the dreidels later!
Hear me out...
I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 29, 2022
A what with how many whats?
Those are NOT normal gifts
-my 6yo listening to the 12 Days of Christmas— meghan (@deloisivete) November 26, 2022
Relatable.
How?
one unsolved parenting mysteries I’ve given up on is, how did the white old navy sock that does not belong to us end up in the laundry basket
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) November 26, 2022
Dealbreaker.
Sorry, I'm out.
Kid: How many minutes are there in a year?
Me: 525,600
Kid: How many hours in a year?
Me: I don’t know, the song never said— Becky Vieira | Witty Otter (@wittyotter_) November 26, 2022
Oh, man.
I went to Lowes today. I overheard a guy ask a Lowe's employee in the Christmas outdoor section "where are the blow up dolls at?" And I'm pretty sure he's sitting at home right now re-living that embarrassing moment.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 1, 2022
This could be good.
Told my daughter Santa would love it if she cleaned the bathroom and I have never seen her work harder. It’s gonna be a good month.
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 26, 2022
The struggle is real.
Eating donuts at 2am because I woke in a panic wondering if we had moved the Elf On The Shelf that we haven’t had since 2017.
— Stone (@StoneAgeRadio13) December 2, 2022
Circle back!
I sent my daughter a text and she responded with “I will look into this. Thank you.” So I guess we’re business associates now.
— Wendy (@_wendyb07) November 24, 2022
Think about it.
If you’re thinking about becoming a parent, just know my kid was playing a kazoo at 6:30am
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) December 2, 2022
Those are serious words.
If you ask me to excuse your mess, your house better look like a hurricane ripped through it or our friendship is over
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) December 2, 2022
Nooooooo!
This is good parenting, trust me.
If giving my kids lollipops in the morning to get us to school with minimal trauma inflected on both of us is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
— Fruits of Motherhood (@lindafruits) December 1, 2022
Facts.
Part of being married is asking the other person “Where are you going?” Every time they stand up.
— Yard Dad (@IAmYardDad) November 27, 2022
Just remembered I have another errand to do!
Wheeeee!
Never ends well.
“Let’s go get a Christmas tree!”
~ A divorce story— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) November 27, 2022
Suggestion:
Can Netflix add a “you already watched this” message when you select something. I can’t remember what I watched yesterday, never mind 6 months ago.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) November 25, 2022
PICK IT UP.
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