Here are the 20 funniest parents on social media this week
Sure, the weather is doing some truly unreal things and we're all staring Spring Break in the face, but these parents have us forgetting it all with their hilarious insights.
If you're not laughing, you're surely crying!
It's the honesty for us.
My 11 y/o was having the cutest hysterical giggling fit and when I asked her what was so funny all she could get out was “your face” in case anyone is waiting around for those precious moments that make parenting worthwhile.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) March 6, 2023
Love that "main character" energy ... in theory.
My 6yo told me he's the main character of our family. I guess self-confidence isn't a thing he struggles with.
— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) March 8, 2023
Esta bien, pequeño.
13: Mom I love Spanish class and guess what!
Me: What?
13: I'm already fluent... un, deux, trois.
Me:
13: Oh wait, that's French.— Jacana Mommy (@jacanamommy) March 7, 2023
Former offensive tackles for the NFL — they're just like us!
Kids really know how to cut you…
My daughter had some homework where she needed to use visualizing
I explained how I used it as my edge when I played in the NFL
She asked me if it worked, I said absolutely!
…then she asked me why I visualized losing so much 🤣🤦♂️— Joe Thomas (@joethomas73) March 9, 2023
When every moment is a lesson in disguise.
My kid couldn’t sleep so I gave him a little lesson on middle of the night online shopping
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 9, 2023
Love this for us.
Being a parent means buying your kids clothes that fit them exactly only for them to not be able to fit them like a month later cause *growth spurts*
— Zee (@ZeeTheBrat_) March 9, 2023
Our kids will never know the hardship of "The Oregon Trail."
Prompted by a video game we’re playing, I just recollected to my son something I’d forgotten, how when I was a child we’d make our own charcoal for fun and then draw with it, and he stared at me as if I was telling him about the early settlers and frankly I don’t blame him.
— Michael Marshall Smith (@ememess) March 9, 2023
Sold.
If you’re on the fence about getting your kid a cellphone, my MIL stopped calling me and calls my kid instead
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 8, 2023
If the shoe fits.
My 1yo is recovering from the stomach bug. Overheard my 5yo refer to her as Barf Baby on the school playground and honestly, is it so bad if I do the same?
— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) March 9, 2023
Big mistake. Huge.
Whatever you do as a parent, don’t greet your teenager with “good morning” for god’s sake.
— Ousa Medusa (@MedusaOusa) March 6, 2023
Pizza for one, please!
I asked my kids what they want for dinner and my oldest said, ‘not whatever you’re thinking of making.’ Sounds a lot like I’m having a pizza to myself tonight.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) March 8, 2023
It's hard out here, folks.
Prehistoric times couldn't have been that bad for families, ok sure there mighta been a lot of death by dino maulings but atleast kids prob ate everything in front of them
— Draggin Father Behind (@DragginFatherB) March 9, 2023
Why didn't anyone tell us?!
I asked my 6yo what job she wanted when she grows up, and she said "a robot girl with roller skates."
I never even knew that was an option.😭— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) March 8, 2023
It just gets weirder and weirder.
“Don’t do gymnastics naked”
Is for sure one of the top 10 weirdest things I’ve ever had to say as a parent— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) March 8, 2023
Kids: Always keeping us humble.
Being a working parent is crazy sometimes.
One minute, I’m talking to the CEO of a multinational conglomerate about how to navigate a crisis, and the next, I’m explaining to daycare why my 2yo needs to be able to bring his polar bear to the potty.— MumOfTwo (@MumOfTw0) March 7, 2023
Checkmate.
My son said it’s going to be a very long time until he’s my age so I sprinkled broccoli on his ice cream.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) March 7, 2023
Parents just can't win.
My 5-year-old was irate this weekend because I could not produce a legitimate baby picture of Colonel Sanders.
Colonel Sanders was born in 1890.— Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 (@Tobi_Is_Fab) March 6, 2023
Burn.
Husband to Miss 9: Don’t eat that as it’s out of date
Miss 9: You’re out of date— Laura is never ready (@ericamorecambe) March 6, 2023
Where do we sign?
My 7yo calls the aquarium "the shark museum" and I'm going to start a petition to make that official
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) March 9, 2023
Guilty.
Heard my kid say, "I'm sorry, but my mom doesn't talk to strangers when she's home unless girl scout cookies are involved" when he answered the front door, so obviously I have a favorite now.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) March 8, 2023
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