Here are the 20 funniest parents on social media this week
New year, new kids! Wait, is that not how parenting works? Well, at least you can still laugh about it all with your fellow parents.
Aspirational!
Them: What's your word for the year?
Me: Snacks.— My Life Is The Pitts Family (@LifePitts) January 1, 2023
I'm allergic to them.
Me: I need to return these, they keep making me sick
Maternity nurse: You can’t return your kids, ma’am— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 6, 2023
Chapter One: Can I have a glass of water?
My 5 year old won’t go to bed
~a memoir— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) January 5, 2023
No mercy.
A toddler will look you dead in the eye and ask you if it’s Christmas soon when Christmas was yesterday
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) December 26, 2022
Like and follow for more!
Apparently we are going to try being a family that rolls all of our towels. Thank you for following us on this journey.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 4, 2023
Thank you for your service.
the women who post photos of themselves in an item of clothing along with their height and weight in the review section on clothing store websites are the backbone of this country
— lauren 🖤 (@laurenhtexas) December 29, 2022
Facts.
You know what's so hard about raising kids? The kids.
— Suppose She's A Wildflower (@_SouthernMama) January 4, 2023
Obviously, duh.
My 7YO said she can’t go to school cause her tummy hurts, and the only thing which will make her feel better is playing Roblox
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 4, 2023
They work!
Rule #1 of the parenting code: it is now acceptable to use baby wipes to clean everything
— An Apple Hat (@AnAppleHat) January 5, 2023
Same thing.
I’ve never disarmed a bomb, but I have given my hysterical toddler the correct snack on the first try.
— The Dad (@thedad) January 5, 2023
100% effective.
A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming “WHAT’S THAT” and a driving parent yelling “I CAN’T SEE WHAT YOU’RE POINTING AT” repeat until everyone is crying
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) January 2, 2023
Not awkward at all.
I got on a ski lift with my 5yo. She looked at the complete stranger next to us, "we're gonna die." I told her not to say that. My 5yo very loudly, "but it's true! We're all gonna die one day!" It was a fun ride.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) January 2, 2023
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My parenting style can best be described as “whatever works in the moment”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 2, 2023
I'm good at math.
I like to think I’m good with money but I found $20 in my pocket and immediately bought something that was $56.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 31, 2022
They left me on read.
Just texted my kids upstairs to quiet down because I want quiet, but I'm too lazy to do anything significant about it.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) January 5, 2023
Probably.
Don’t know where I’d be without my kids.
Probably in the bathroom, by myself.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 4, 2023
... Right. Bampires.
7yo: but bats don’t come from eggs
me: right, because they’re—
7yo: mammals
5yo: bampires— meghan (@deloisivete) December 29, 2022
How will he endure?
thoughts and prayers for my homeschooled 13 yo who has to wake up "so early" at 9:30 am to get ready to start school in the next room over at 10.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 4, 2023
High praise indeed!
Got the ultimate compliment this evening. My daughter told me she loves me more than a 100% charged iPad. Not sure how I beat that but I’ll take it.
— Kristen (@Kris_1614) January 6, 2023
Thanks for sharing, son.
I’ve worked hard to establish open and honest communication with my 5yo so that he knows he can always tell me anything and it’s nice to see that hard work pay off when he says “daddy, I don’t like your shirt”
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) January 5, 2023
This article was originally published on TODAY.com
