36 Groundhog Day jokes that are guaranteed to make you chuck-le
Hoping for an early spring this year? Then you should keep a close eye on Punxsutawney Phil, because while the famous groundhog doesn't have a meteorology degree, apparently he can foretell the future.
And what's stranger than a weather-forecasting woodchuck? Well, a spelling bee, for starters.
Did you catch our funny pun right there? It's just one of many Groundhog Day jokes we've collected that's guaranteed to keep the laughs coming, which might turn out to be essential if ol' Phil predicts another six weeks of winter.
That is, of course, if you trust the word of a groundhog. Because, when it comes to woodchucks, sometimes they can be full of hogwash.
Looks like we got you yet again with another groan-worthy dad joke and if you find yourself, um, chuck-ling, good news: We've got plenty more in this compilation of dumb-but-funny one-liners dedicated to all things Feb. 2.
That means that even if Sir Punxsutawney doesn't deliver good news, at least we can supply the corny laughs you're going to need to have a sense of humor about it all.
So, read on to get your Phil of bad jokes, amusing knock-knocks and Groundhog Day anecdotes and we promise that by the time you're through, you're bound to have a little spring in your step.
Funny Groundhog Day jokes
Which animal takes up the most square feet? A groundhog.
Where does Punxsutawney Phil see his doctor? The hog-spital.
How does the groundhog know when to look for his shadow? They tell him to gopher it.
How does Punxsutawney Phil greet his parents? With hogs and kisses.
Does anyone know a good Groundhog Day joke? I keep hearing the same one over and over again.
What is a groundhog’s favorite drink? Hole milk.
Why is it annoying to watch TV with a groundhog? They hog the remote.
What does Punxsutawney Phil use to clean his laundry? Hogwash.
What did the French groundhog see when he woke up? His château.
Why did the groundhog donate so much to charity? He was Phil-anthropic.
What brand of syrup do groundhogs use on pancakes? Hog Cabin.
Why should you never share a bed with Punxsutawney Phil? He always hogs the covers.
Short Groundhog Day jokes
Why are woodchucks such bad drivers? Because they hog the road.
How do groundhogs approach wellness? Hole-istically.
How do you stop a woodchuck from digging holes? Hog-tie it.
What do you call a groundhog in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
How does Punxsutawney Phil stay cool in the summer? He has many fans.
What do you call a pig with no legs? A ground hog.
Why was Phil kicked off the Punxsutawney soccer team? For being a ball hog.
How do you make pork sausage? Ground hog.
What is a groundhog’s favorite movie? "Holes."
Why was the groundhog afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!
What is a groundhog’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
What did the groundhog say when his handler grabbed his tail? “That’s the end of me!”
Groundhog Day knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock! Who's there? Brighton. Brighton who? Brighton early, that's when the groundhog checks his shadow.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Beth. Beth who? Beth wishes to you this Groundhog Day.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Jewel. Jewel who? Jewel be happy to know there will be an early spring!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey really have to wait six more weeks for spring?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Aisle. Aisle who? Aisle be seeing you on Groundhog Day.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Annette. Annette who? Annette is one way to catch a groundhog.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy is Groundhog Day.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby Groundhog Day!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam groundhog just predicted six more weeks of winter.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Haven. Haven who? Haven't you had enough Groundhog Day jokes yet?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sia. Sia who? Sia in the spring!
This article was originally published on TODAY.com
