Here are the 21 funniest parents on social media this week
Getting sick of the cold weather outside? Let these funny parents warm you up with a few laughs!
She has our vote!
My 5yo daughter has announced that she will run for president when she turns 35. Her platform is (1) make arcade claw machines more fair and (2) all girls' pants will have pockets.
— Matthew Kim (@MatthewHKim) January 25, 2023
Agreed!
3yo is singing "Cut It Out" to the tune of "Let It Go," and I think I prefer this version.
— MommyingHard (@MommyingHard) January 23, 2023
My bad.
I have to apologize for pretending to be a good father on here. I treated my 7 yo awful today and I'm not proud of it. I should not have asked him to take a shower this morning after his last shower was 5 days ago. I am sorry for my horrible actions.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 24, 2023
Genius.
My 5yo just told me that a volcano erupts because “something was probably rude to the lava and it needs to escape” so I’ll publish his thesis once it’s complete
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) January 25, 2023
Times have changed.
Kids nowadays are instructed to build eco friendly and sustainable birdhouses, while we had to build ashtrays for our parents.
— Ousa Medusa (@MedusaOusa) January 26, 2023
Livin' on the edge!
When I get my tax refund I’m gonna mess around and buy the whole 18 pack of eggs.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) January 26, 2023
NO ONE.
There is no-one, NO-ONE more awake than a child at bedtime.
— Laura is never ready (@ericamorecambe) January 25, 2023
Never fails.
It’s funny how my teen rarely wants to talk until it’s time for him to do homework. Then he’s like a toddler at bedtime and I can’t shut him up.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) January 26, 2023
Important.
Can’t.
Working on a powerpoint presentation to convince the boy it’s more important to shower after basketball practice instead of right before.— Stone (@StoneAgeRadio13) January 25, 2023
Might give myself a bruise.
Battle re-enactment, but it’s just me trying to take off my Spanx after a night out drinking.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) January 25, 2023
None.
Four months after completing our bathroom renovation, we've finally rehung the door. As the parent of two young kids let me tell you, it makes zero difference.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) January 24, 2023
Facts.
my friend said carrot cake might as well be salad and i start to counter but who am i to argue with sheer genius
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 17, 2023
At least it's not sad beige.
My 7YO changed her favorite color to teal, now our four year investment in pink is worth zilch
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 24, 2023
WAGGLE.
me: WE DO NOT WAGGLE KNIVES AT OUR SISTERS!
kid1: waggle?
kid2: WAGGLE?!
me: That’s all you took from…
k1 & k2: waggle waggle WAGGLE waggle WAGGLE
wagglewagglewagglewagglewagglewagglewagglewagglewagglewagglewagglewagglewagglewagglewaggle— Lovely Potatoes (@robin_991) January 24, 2023
Every time.
Murphy’s Law of buying clothes for your kids:
If you buy clothes after season because they’re on sale, they will not fit your kid when that season comes back around.— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) January 24, 2023
Just a normal day.
I asked 6 how school was and she said Freya told Louie that if he took his eyeballs out and put them in backwards he’d be able to see his brain. So Louie tried it and nearly threw up from the pain and Freya spent snack time hiding under the craft table until it all blew over
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) January 23, 2023
The only choices.
When I ask my 5 yo to wash her hands, she either uses two drops of water or scrubs up to her elbows like she’s preparing for surgery. There is no in between.
— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) January 23, 2023
I know that pain.
My 2yo got upset because he wanted a donut but after he ate it he realized he didn't have a donut anymore and I think we can all empathize with that
— An Apple Hat (@AnAppleHat) January 26, 2023
Snow days are fun!
My 7yo just told me I “breathed in a fussy way” if you want to know how the snow day with everyone home is going
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 26, 2023
Whoops.
One of the worst feelings to experience is when your kid gets a terrible grade on the homework you did for them.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) January 25, 2023
Start with something easier!
My kid asked me what day of the week it is and I wish she wouldn’t ask me such hard questions
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 26, 2023
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